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Grandpa'd

Term that refers to that little dribble of piss that totally screws up the front of your pants. It can happen as a circumstance of your boxers getting in the way or from dribble when you put away your junk. It's what happens every time your Grandpa goes to take a leak.
"Fuck! I just Grandpa'd on the front of my new dockers..."
by Aaron Stein December 17, 2003
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Grandpa Rooster

Older men who chase after younger women.

Grandpa Roosters are usually found hanging out in modern establishments while checking out the young hot chicks. They try to avoid being seen with the Old Hens (the women in their own age group).
Hey check out creepy Grandpa Rooster over there, he's been pecking around the younger chicks all night! How embarrassing!
by Blue Topaz February 27, 2011
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grandpa pat

when u pat someones ass and use the middle and ring fingers to go between the ass checks in effort to cop a butthole, vagina, or even balls. Often used by dirty old men.
"man, i hate going over to uncle pete's hes always tryin to grandpa pat me!"
by aaron & evan April 4, 2008
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Grandpa's Sock Drawer

A colloquial phrase used to refer to one's stash of condoms.
Sandy: I'm so wet Dan. I am ready. Put it to me right now.
Dan: Yea baby. Bend over for me while I rifle through Grandpa's Sock Drawer and sheath one up.
by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2015
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Grandpa's Boot Camp

When the elderly is admitted to a rehab center for physical or occupational therapy.
Grandpa's Boot Camp is for new admittance, with strict discipline regime
by grandaughter June 9, 2010
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grandpa nuts

When your testicals sag unusually low for extended periods of time resulting in discomfort or pain.
Ex: I couldnt sleep last night cuz my grandpa nuts kept gettin tangled up in my boxers.
by Dnewmanson October 7, 2016
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grandpa beefcake

An older gentleman, usually in their late 50’s or early 60’s. Ripped and dressed in board shorts mostly found around pools in the South Florida area preying on women 20 or 30 years their junior.
Hey! Look at Grandpa Beefcake and his son over there hitting up those spring breakers drunk on hard seltzer at the pool.
by NautilusP July 2, 2022
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