fuckage

when nothing goes your way; everything you touch turns to shit

Today has been total fuckage!!!

by Moon Wizard March 31, 2009

fuckballoon

1.) A condom.
2.) More specifically, a condom that has been inflated (usu. by mouth) and tied, thus becoming a balloon.

"We got a fuckballoon from the library bathroom dispenser, inflated it, and tossed it around in the street until, when Nik tried to catch it, it popped. He declared, loudly, that he'd just gotten the whole world pregnant."

"Sometimes I think Nik uses his skull to store used fuckballons in."

by Lurhstaap June 4, 2005

Fuckbacon

Fuckbacon is one word out of many to call a penis. It is a word used mostly by West Virginians and people of trashy lifestyles such as RedNecks, Hillbillys, White Trash,Truckers, etc.

1. Hey there little lady,would yins like to slide up on my fuckbacon?
2. Oh my, Suzanne, did you see the size of Jeds fuckbacon?

by Drizzy1333 October 4, 2009

fuckwagon

One whom wields so much fucking bullshit that they must have a wagon attatched to their ass to carry it all.

Eric: "Hey Billy, I had your mother last night."
Billy: "Fuck off Eric, you're full of shit."

Eric: "You know Claire, I heard Billy likes to wear little girls panties for fun."

Claire: "God Billy, Eric is such a fuckwagon, why do you hang out with him?"
Billy: "I don't. Who told you I hang out with him?"
Claire: "HE did."
Billy: "God, what a FUCKWAGON!"

by KaiKai June 30, 2007

fuckbastard

A compound word using the words "fuck" and "bastard". More insulting than individually saying "fuck" and "bastard".

Gimme back my hotdog, you fuckbastard!

by Diseeze October 8, 2006

fuckbasket

A basket that carries your fucks. It is most often empty, because frankly, there are no fucks to be given.

I tried to care about how he felt, but my fuckbasket was empty. I had no more fucks to give.

by MaryMayhem April 24, 2013

Fuckbaggery

The act of any complete idiot that generally hinders, disturbs or ruins a normal person's day.

Any act committed by a fuckbag.

There was a huge pile-up on the interstate casued by the fuckbaggery of one driver.

by Bama Fett October 6, 2009