frozen jimmy 

When a person pees into a condom and ties it shut and then places said condom into a freezer. When the pee condom is fully frozen a woman then uses it as a dildo

Before I went out of town, I left her a frozen jimmy.

frozen jimmy by Dr. Fealgood February 9, 2015

Frozen Pineapple 

The code word intended for use whenever a girls nipples are really cold. If you're a good friend you'll use this and save her!

Gretchen......*cough* Frozen Pineapple *cough*.

Frozen Pineapple by The Don's February 18, 2011

frozen land 

Excruciatingly boring

That reminded me of the dumb movie, Frozen Land.. that was very frozen land.

frozen land by Locallybitransboy December 1, 2016

Frozen mom 

A mother who always supplies her young female children with endless amounts of Frozen merchandise.

Darryl: Woah, that's a lot of Frozen stuff.

Jack: Yeah dude, she must be a Frozen mom

Frozen mom by MrStealYoMeme November 28, 2016

Frozen Logger 

Freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Johnny was nervous when his partner slid in the frozen logger.

Frozen Logger by Lagerhead June 9, 2017

frozen hoagie

The act of placing one's penis in a freezer or other cooling unit and then having sexual intercourse.

R: Yo, how'd your date with Marissa go last night, Gerald?
G: Pretty good, Reginald! Gave her the old frozen hoagie.

R: That sounds terrible!
G: It wasn't the worst!

frozen hoagie by TheTaliben June 17, 2017

Frozen Water 

Not ice, common folk confuse it with ice. This however is superior to ice in every way.

Friend 1: Yo bro give me some frozen water
Friend 2: You mean ice?
Friend 1: Hell no. Frozen water.

Frozen Water by Water that is Frozen October 23, 2017