flatchoolie

The smell of hippies: patchouli scented oil covering up the smell of B.O. and garlic-lentil flavored farts.

Beaver Point Hall, Salt Spring Island, British Columbia, Canada is where some high-grade flatchoolie is made; imagine a barn full of sweaty, hairy dancers and drummers in tie-dye dresses givin'er on shrooms till 5am.

by jona fin April 30, 2009

flat 12

The flat of illrepute, sodomy and general bashing of the bishop. Generally unwelcoming to 'non-locals' the flat occasionally opens its doors to the public for the weekly 'ring-of-fire' event. Habitants form a menagerie of wit, nudity and idiocy. Forget Mount Olympus; this is the home of the gods.

When i die i hope i go to flat 12

I wish i lived in Flat 12

by Hogeybear February 3, 2010

Flat Brained

Flat Brained (Flatius Branium) is a common condition where the victim goes into a nearly catatonic state and shows no signs of brain activity, unable to achieve basic cognitive thought and anything above basic involuntary muscle work. Victims tend to constantly say and do utter nonsense and continue to do such until their vital organs eventually shut down.

Someone take the sandpaper away from Johnny, he's going to go flat brained again.

by GoldJohnnyBoi March 20, 2020

flat chested

A woman/girl with very small or no breasts. Usually seen as a curse but some people like the lack of boobs.

Jay: YO MAN that bitch be flat chested
Carol: Damn that's so fucking hot

by Kona-Chan March 31, 2016

Flat Earthers

Being a Flat Earther is a lifelong developmental disability that affects how people perceive the world and interact with others. Flat Earther people can have difficulties with everyday social communication, social interaction, repetitive behaviours and sensory issues

Flat Earthers = Idiots

by ZJaeger1179 April 15, 2018

Flat-Foot Floogie With A Floy-Floy

A flat-footed prostitute with venereal disease. "Floogie" was a substitute for "floozie" so the song, - written by Slim Gaillard - could be played on the radio. Floy-doy. Floy-doy. Floy-doy.

Flat-Foot Floogie With A Floy-Floy, Louis Armstrong and the Mills Brothers, youtube.com/watch?v=yLwGna15NcI

by Round Heeled Floogie w/o floy October 7, 2013

Flat Head

a derogatory term for a German American from southern Indiana, particularly from the town of Jasper, Indiana.

I wonder how much beer those flat heads in Jasper will drink this year at their Strassenfest?

by Kraut Stain March 2, 2010