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Flute

This is a universal term used in Baltimore. This could mean scared, pussy, dumb, stupid, anything you can put in front of the term “ass bitch”. A flute is pretty much all of those insults combined and means you’re just an overall Bitch ass nigga.
“Yo you’re a flute ass bitch for that”
by so__not__perfect__ May 28, 2018
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Flesh Flute

A mans penis, especially when another person is playing it.
David is a master at the flesh flute.
by Tatanka September 11, 2003
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Flune

To come down with the flu.

The term originates in the US mid-south, possibly in Arkansas or Tennessee. It is a supposed combination of the words "flu" and "flown". To "flune away" is to recover from the flu.
"I'm afraid he flune."
"I'm sorry, you've flune"
"He gonna be flune for a week or more."
"They flune him at work so he gonna call in sick today."
"He flune away!"
"I hope I don't flune!"
by Pimped-pot Spaceman September 27, 2011
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flukey dukey

When you feel like you have to poop, but when you sit on the toilet you don't have to anymore.
I woke up last night at 3am to go to the bathroom, but when I got there, I didn't have to go anymore. I had a total flukey dukey.
by Weskimo33 May 15, 2010
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Flute

North Dublin slang term for penis.
"Had to get custom made Calvin Klein's cos me flute is too long."
by Caladesh August 24, 2018
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Sandra Fluke

A miserable, unpleasant and bitterly unattractive female who claims she and 40% of her Georgetown Law coeds need $1,000/yr for contraceptives. She was dragged into a controversy when talk-radio host Rush Limbaugh called her a "slut" for blowing through a grand's worth of contraceptives in a year, thus causing leftists to hyperventilate, shit their pants, and fall all over themselves trying to get him kicked off the air, in their true fascist ways. However, Limbaugh should not have called her a slut. He should have called her a lying shameless freeloader, and a professional victim who expects everyone else to fund her sex life. (cause now this is a right too apparently) People aren't against contraception. They're against forcing insurers to cover it if they don't want to. And anyone and everyone knows you can get "the pill" for around $10/month, and condoms relatively cheaply also. (Again, she's a LIAR!) And god forbid the shameless little freeloader be expected to control her urges until she can get to a gas station and pay a couple dollars for some condoms. That's just too much to ask of the lying man-jawed freak. When Fluke wants to fuck, it's NOW! Like a monkey in heat, impulse control is out of the question.
Dude: "Hey, who's that slut on the corner holding up a sign that says 'will fuck for free"

Dude 2: That's a man......oh wait, no, that's Sandra Fluke, the slut that blows through a grand a year on contraceptives, and wants US to pay for it all!

Dude: Wow, what a shameless, lying, freeloading sack of shit!

Dude 2: I agree. Now let's go buy some condoms and tag-team that hoe.

Dude: Right on!
by RME1976 June 17, 2012
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fluce

I wanted to get into the card game but I had no fluce.
by E-Lucka May 29, 2009
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