Human Fire Hydrant 

SNLs' City Correspondent Stefon, defines a 'Human Fire hydrant' as a high waisted midget painted in red with a big ass.

He looks like a human fire hydrant!

Human Fire Hydrant by The Chabo May 5, 2011

Greek Fire Hydrant 

While having sex, the guy pees into the girl's vagina and when she stands up, all the pee runs down her leg, like when a dog pees on a fire hydrant.

I had to shower after a drunk vagabond gave me a Greek Fire Hydrant.

Greek Fire Hydrant by Niko K November 3, 2007

German Fire Hydrant 

This sexual move is very relieving, but takes a while to set up.

First, have sex with girls for a month, but before finishing, just pull out and stop.

Next, on the last day of the month, finish.

Last, watch as your sperm spews out of her ears and mouth at uncharted speeds. Like a fire hydrant.

kMurg: I just fucked a chick and gave her the ol' German Fire Hydrant.

Errybody: Dayyuummmmm boyyyyy!!!!

kMurg: Yes, yes, I know.

German Fire Hydrant by kMurg March 3, 2011

Human Fire Hydrant 

It's when a midget climbs on a fire hydrant and covers themselves with peanut butter.

When I go into the city, I see human fire hydrant.

Human Fire Hydrant by Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel May 30, 2013

trailer park fire hydrant

While engaging in anal sex, the male then urinates in the bum of the female. When she stands up, upon completion, the urine will run down her legs resembling a dog that has pissed on a fire hydrant.

Jeremy's girl would not shut up all night! So he took her home and gave her a trailer park fire hydrant.

trailer park fire hydrant by ylecyod March 27, 2010

Brazilian Fire Hydrant 

When you are having intercourse from the rear of your partner and before your partner orgasms, they spew liquid diarrhea on the stomach of the other partner.

My girlfriend was sick so she gave me an Brazilian Fire Hydrant last night.

Brazilian Fire Hydrant by southernkrusade April 12, 2010

nepolionic fire hydrant 

the act of dressing as a french officer and pouring diet coke and alkazelers in your ass then shaking your body then shooting your sexual partner in the face.

man last night tim gave me a nepolionic fire hydrant.

nepolionic fire hydrant by touchme9000 April 21, 2011