Finagle My Bagel

When a girl eats a bagel with whitefish spread off your cock while blowing you.

Jeremy went home with Dorothy after synagogue. Dorothy went into the kitchen to prepare a bagel with whitefish spread for Jeremy. Upon completion he demanded, "Finagle My Bagel!"

by Chester Jr August 1, 2010

Finagle

1. The act of screwing over/stealing from somebody.
2. A sort of 4 letter word, that is made up of 7...
3. Creating/making something.

1. Dude, I'm going to totally finagle that bike- ride it to Tom's house, and finagle his girlfriend!
2. GO FINAGLE YOURSELF!
3. I'm going to go into the kitchen and finagle me a sandwhich.

by Scott Conry December 28, 2005

finagle

the act of rather light and casual touching/scratching of other man or woman's anus by gently placing one's finger under another person's anus and softly wiggling it around to give this miraculous sensation of about to be penetrated. The act of finagling or the very sensation one receives from the act do not always necessarily suggest one's homosexuality

1.Dude my ass hole still feels itchy from that last hxc finagle!

by Drakelloso November 11, 2009

Finagle

Anal penetration

She is getting finagled

by Cyrus Frost April 9, 2015

Finagle

To take the books out of someone's back-back, flip it inside out, put the books back in, and zip it up.

Yesterday I finagled billy's back-pack.

by wweber9 March 5, 2018

Finagle

A slight grop and tickle of the balls

When a lady friend touches your testicals she has finagled you.

Last night she finagled me so hard

by Asslicker528 July 26, 2018

Finagle that bagel

A sneaky and edgy way of getting that bread

I don't know man, doesn't seem right.
C'mon dude, just finagle that bagel.

by ZJangarang December 24, 2018