Fiddleyfuck

Like fiddlesticks, but badass.

Oh, fiddleyfuck -- my curtain is on fire!

by Monkeybuttlove October 20, 2010

fiddle my skittle

Act of female masturbation, consisting only of rubbing the clitoris to the point of orgasm

Juul: guys I’m really in the mood to fiddle my skittle

Chlow: no u can’t its no nut November

Lexî: I don’t need to fiddle my skittle, my boyfriend already does it for me
Ash: I have to wait 5 months before I can fiddle my skittle since I just gave birth
Susanal: me juj and syd fiddled our skittles together last night

by Juul ferris November 14, 2018

ferret fiddling

A practice employed by British South Eastern Farmers for several centuries. The act itself involves stimulating the nether regions of a ferret, so that said ferret can de-stress and continue to ward off evil spirits. Obviously it goes without saying that the farmers didn't mind either.

Daves wife could tell from the wet patch on his lap that he'd been vigourously ferret fiddling, cripes!

by egnaro May 17, 2005

Oh fiddle

Basically the same as fiddlesticks, but if you are lazy you can just use oh fiddle. The 'Oh' is used for effect.

My new TV is broken. Oh fiddle!

by jimbradtommattetc March 3, 2008

Dong Fiddler

1) One who plays the skin flute or meat pipe.

2) One who takes great pleasure in playing with flesh bats.

Mouse: Hey Sal, your hair smells good...

Sal: Hey! Back off dong fiddler!

Mouse: I just wanted to be close to you! By the way, You look great in uniform...

by Sal-Da-Longshanks November 21, 2010

Geek Fiddle

A mean way of saying guitar in order to piss someone off.

Jerk:"Oh hey, I see you are playing your geek fiddle"
Guitarist:"It's not a geek fiddle!!!!

by Groidica February 14, 2013

No Fiddle February

A challenge in the month of February females cannot 'masturbate' or 'fiddle' with themselves the whole month of February.

Tasha: Did you already fail No Fiddle February?
Tina: Hell nawwh! I'm waiting to fiddle my diddle this May!

by P R E C U I S E November 4, 2018