Fappachino 

The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth, having her gargle it to simulate the look of whipped cream/steamed milk, and then having her swallow your load. This cannot be preceded with any form of sexual intercourse ocular, oral or otherwise hence the inclusion of "fap".

I gave that hot barista a nice fappachino right before her next shift, she wont forget that one!

Fappachino by Dude A. Miester March 23, 2009

Tappuccino 

An instant coffee made directly out of the hot tap, usually when one doesn't have the time to justify making a proper coffee, and will therefore cope with a luke warm coffee substitute.

Coffee?

We've probably only got time to grab a swift Tappuccino before heading back to work.

Tappuccino by purplewax April 26, 2010

Frappuccino 

1. An extraordinarily expensive way to mix a packet of dehydrated espresso, reconstituted powdered skim milk, and a truckload of high fructose corn syrup--blended with ice. Also known as a Fatpuccino, this drink is the polar opposite of the Atkins dietary recommendation. The Venti size also contains less caffiene than a single "tall" cup of ordinary tea. Good eating!

2. Espresso, corn syrup, sort-of-milk, and le flavour all nicely done up in a little glass bottle for your higher standard's preferential consumption at your local gas station or in your grocer's fridge. The little bottles have a bit more kick than the "official" blended version.

OH my god Sally almost about had a freaking double coronary right there in the Starbucks line because they forgot to remove the super-hyper-caloric poisonous whip cream from her stupid Frappuccino.

Frappuccino by Lord Armand Banana III August 28, 2005

frappuccino 

The most luxurious, delicious blended drink on the planet. Frappuccinos are basically Starbuck's version of the Big Mac. Although they are very fattening, they're delicious!

The young, preppy college students from BC all went down the street to get a frappuccino on the hot, summer day.

frappuccino by hey it's pat December 29, 2007

cunt frappuccino 

When you deposit a beefy load into her box, and continue to pump until the gape becomes frothy and refreshing.

She said she was thirsty, so I made her a cunt frappuccino.

cunt frappuccino by Nick Stroup September 18, 2006

FLAPPUCCINO 

A Starbucks induced queef.

My girlfriend had a cappuccino and then she had a flappuccino burst my eardrum when I went down on her.

FLAPPUCCINO by Candy Apple June 14, 2008

Fappachino 

An early morning, wake-up wank.

My morning wood was rampant so I had to have a fappachino or I'd never have even gotten outta bed.

Classic Joe: late for work cuz he fell back to sleep after a fappachino!

Fappachino by Thornbrow June 7, 2011