Tappuccino

An instant coffee made directly out of the hot tap, usually when one doesn't have the time to justify making a proper coffee, and will therefore cope with a luke warm coffee substitute.

Coffee?

We've probably only got time to grab a swift Tappuccino before heading back to work.

by purplewax April 26, 2010

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.

Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"

"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021

fappuccino

The result of ejaculating into a cup of coffee; usually done out of spite by a disgruntled food service industry employee, or as a practical joke.

-So, how was work at the coffee shop today?
-This one customer was being a total bitch, so I gave her a fappuccino.

by Mr. Tyler Durden March 19, 2009

No cappuccino

No cap

“Aye bro that bitch is fine”
“Hell yeah no cappuccino”

by Ennishater December 15, 2018

No Cappuccino

Saying No Cappuccino is like saying No Cap but saying no cap there is a possibility that you are lying but if you say No Cappuccino you are 100% serious and if you lie when saying No Cappuccino especially the boys you are the fakest of your friends.

Jacob: Yo bro did you take my pencil
Jarrod: Nah man No Cappuccino it wasn’t me

Jacob: alright then but if your lying ima make your back crooked oh wait...

Jarrod: aye fuck you

by No Cappuccino Founder March 11, 2020

lefty cappuccino

When your boyfriend cums in your mouth and you roll it around in your mouth till it's foamy and you follow the next few steps. Once the foam is ready you make a fist with your left hand and spit the cum between your thumb and index finger and slide your fist back over his cock. Thusly leaving a nice whipped topping on the head of his dick.

I knew she was the one when she gave me a lefty cappuccino.

by 3rdrider November 12, 2011

Cupertino Cappuccino

When someone uses a Mac in starbucks. Many people have made this a cliche. This stereotype has made some Mac users want to destroy starbucks. The most common pair is a MacBook with a caramel cappuccino.

John: I HATE Cupertino Cappuccinos.
Steve: Why?
John: Starbucks tastes too gross for a Mac to be within 10 feet of it.

by ImAwesomeProductions July 21, 2011