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Fagtastic

When a fag gets all flamboyantly excited, flames out, and is totally fantastically queeny gay. FAGTASTIC!
Matt hit 777 on the slot machine and got all fagtastic.
by Matt in Madison June 13, 2006
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Fantastic Joe

A man who always gets what he wants. A kind of mystical demi-god figure, often surrounded by beautiful women and devoted fans. A legendary figure amongst Common Folk and fellow badasses alike. Usually devastatingly handsome and regularly able to perform feats of greatness with unwavering aplomb.

'Fantastic Joes' are usually seen pwning any number of undesirables, including waste cadets, nub biscuits, Chuckleheads, N00btrons and Chodey McChodersons.

Word often ironically used in a 'gaming' context.

Can also be used in verb form.

See also: God, Joe Kickass, Chuck Norris, Leonidas, Badass, pwntastic, Sex God, Gigant0r, Korean High Five, Epic, Uncle Philed, Robocop, Roflcopter, Filth Wizard, lol
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Example #1 (Noun form)

Cuthbert: "Crikey! Who's that fellow Reginald!? I daresay he seems to be pwning!"

Reginald: "I've not the foggiest! But he sure is a Fantastic Joe..."
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Example #2 (Noun form)

Old Lady: "Oi! Someone stop that toerag! He's nicked my 'andbag!"

*Thief begins to run and is suddenly accosted*

<unknown man>: "Citizen, stop. Your have 5 seconds to comply...

Stunned Onlooker: "Wtf? Who's this Fantastic Joe?"
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Example #3 (Verb form)

Insane armed man #1: "Punk! Step back! These are my Doritos!"

Insane armed man: "Mother chode! I'ma Fantastic Joe yo' ass!" *opens fire*
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Example #4 (Verb form)

*Day of Defeat is being played. Suddenly a heavy jumps out of a bush like a maniac with a BAR and headshots a proner in the face*

Bush dwelling maniac: "You just got Fantastic Joed"
by Demented Mongoose March 26, 2010
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Trippy Fantastic

A person, place, idea, or object which is fantastically trippy.
Man, that rave was trippy fantastic!
by EllaKeepsOnGetting5s April 27, 2010
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Mister Fantastic

A marvel superhero who is great in bed and can stretch his weiner to unimaginable places and give any woman unlimited pleasure. That is until he went to jail for accidentally suffocating his wife by sticking his Mr. Stretchy into her ass and making it come out of her mouth.
Mister Fantastic knows how to pleasure a women more than Gene Simmons
by Jimmy1996 September 26, 2017
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fablastic

someone who is fantastic and fabulous, more than gorgeous
Inanna M Grimes is fablastic
by Grease Monkey D.S. April 25, 2011
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facastinance

Pride in having a conscientiously ignorant or close minded way of thinking. A conspiratorial and biased way of thinking that seeks to discredit wisdom, knowledge, or objectivity. A form of obstinance that mocks knowledge as socially or culturally irrelevant.
She was showing her facastinance in mocking books and teachers and schools as out of touch with what is 'really' true, and calling facts themselves as biased.
by Facastinance February 28, 2018
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LOST fanatic

someone who is completely obbsessed with LOST. she spends all her time trying to explain it to friends who just wont ever understand it. she is completely addicted. she also makes t.v guides for it and spends most of her time talking about it. she is also a spazzy chipmunk
"that girl is so insane!"
"yeah what a spazzy chipmunk!"
"yeah! she is such a lost fanatic
by hates lost August 10, 2010
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