The frozen and contorted, usually mildly retarded looking, facial expression one makes for a few seconds before they let out a sneeze or when experiencing a "Sneezus Interruptus".
Check out his Sneeze Freeze. Take cover, it's going to be a BIG one!
Dude, you have an extreme squishy face you're sneeze freezing!
Bob: You were going to sneeze but it got away, huh?
Dave: How did you know?
Bob: I saw your sneeze freeze.
Dude, you have an extreme squishy face you're sneeze freezing!
Bob: You were going to sneeze but it got away, huh?
Dave: How did you know?
Bob: I saw your sneeze freeze.
by Jack Chau January 27, 2011
Get the Sneeze Freeze mug.A person who meets someone they like and is instantly overbearing, obsessive, and smothering. Oftentimes Muffin Freezers will take your half-eaten muffin from your first date and store it in his/her freezer as a keepsake. They do not get the hint that they are creepy - ever.
Muffin Freezers will do any of the following things:
Freeze your muffin.
Call non-stop
Track you down on myspace, facebook, and twitter
Google your name
Want to become friends with your friends
Pay way more attention to you than any human being should ever pay to another human being.
Muffin Freezers are NOT to be trusted.
Muffin Freezers will do any of the following things:
Freeze your muffin.
Call non-stop
Track you down on myspace, facebook, and twitter
Google your name
Want to become friends with your friends
Pay way more attention to you than any human being should ever pay to another human being.
Muffin Freezers are NOT to be trusted.
The first date went ok, but I have a sneaking suspicion the guy is a Muffin Freezer - he already sent me 5 text messages on my way home from the restaurant.
by Sudsy Jugs Nosenhousen June 2, 2009
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Get the Mental Freeze mug.You can use it in the sense of someone or something being bad at something or look bad. Basically something that is not good or shit.
Nah that nigga Steven is freeze balls. Yo Nick your Air Force ones are freeze balls clean dem shits my boy.
by Anusassasin3228 June 19, 2020
Get the Freeze Balls mug.the situation that occurs when someone is participating in another activity (exe. walking, talking, working out, etc.) and realizes that they have email, facebook notifications, etc. on their blackberry, and is forced to stop their current activity and respond to multiple forms of communication on their blackberry before returning to their original task.
Look at that idiot stopped in the crosswalk, he pulled out his blackberry, saw his messages, and now is stuck in a blackberry freeze right in the middle of the street.
by DudeWithABlackBerry March 6, 2009
Get the blackberry freeze mug.A "Town Freezer" is a girl that is a huge slut. She is named this because everyone has to put their meat in her.
Bob: wow, you had sex with her too? so did john, jim, dave, and kyle.
Nate: yeah, kristin is the town freezer.
Nate: yeah, kristin is the town freezer.
by dubv September 24, 2009
Get the Town Freezer mug.A spin off referring to fridge-freezer used to insult someone who won't commit so sexual action. This pun also refers to the persons cold heart
by spacker110 June 5, 2015
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