cucumber fifi

sex toy made by cutting off the ends of a cuccumber and scraping a nice hole out of the center you nuke it till it warm fill with crisco and have at it

i fuck my cucumber fifi before bed each night

by idiotcircus August 31, 2004

Fifi Contest

A contest usually hosted by drag queens, featuring actual female contestants who WISH they could be as glamorous as drag queens.

My girlfriend entered a Fifi Contest last week and wound up looking like a played out Liza Minelli on testosterone.

by ChrisPCritter November 20, 2010

fifi akao

The most beautiful, most understanding, most considerate, most perfect human being you'll ever meet. it's a shame, majority of them live in England...and are taken.

Me: *shows picture on phone*
'Who's that?'
Me: 'that's fifi akao'
'She fine asf'
Me: 'I know, but she's in England'

by jasonzeg September 30, 2017

Fifek

a sexy and very gorgeous man who has the biggest dick in all of the universes and timelines that has possibly existed. i don't know how it's possible that this guy is this beautiful en sah de sah

you : hey im fifek

her : *wet pussy* can we fuck steuplait frérot ?

by Chahine05 January 2, 2021

Fiik

Acronym for Fuck if I Know.

"Why do you think he's been acting so weird lately?"
"Maybe he wants to be a gypsy. Fiik"

by SmugDruggler January 12, 2021

Fifi Town

A British Pro Clubs team founded in January 2021 that competes as part of the Bills Boys organisation. They tend to have played a rigid 4-2-2-2 en route to multiple division titles with their most important player being the versatile and prolific club manager who has the ability and experience to play anywhere on the field. The team tends to struggle when he isn't on the pitch. The rest of the team is made up of an ANY who is extremely susceptible to conceding penalties and red cards, a dodgy midfielder who tends to spend most of the game up front (to be fair to the lad he chips in with important goals when it matters), five other average players who tend to fight over the spare striker position and then an otherwise useless tap-in merchant (assistant manager). The chemistry and togetherness of the team is questionable and the party can become pretty heated during matches. However, that is all part of the success of this great, well-managed club. Fifi Town play at the Estadio de Fiona and have a 97% win rate when playing at home.

Fuck, look who we're playing!!!!! It's Fifi Town, the best club in the fucking world. May as well quit the game now.

by a_bailey7 June 14, 2021

Fifi

A very very very cool person that is also co-owner in shine of autumn

(fun fact #1 sweets lvr)

Person A: I am BEST FRIENDS with Fifi. yk the co-owner of Shine of autumn.

Person B: NO WAY? IM SO JEALOUS!!!!

by totallynotmadoka October 6, 2021