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ExpertBliss

Hey have you seen ExpertBliss's new vid!
Yeah it was amazing
by Defiantly not ExpertBliss January 10, 2018
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Expertese

The coded, obscure, and impenetrable language used among experts in a particular field, impossible to be understood by people not trained in that field.
"I didn't get a thing out of attending that seminar. The lectures were all in expertese."
by qpkarl January 3, 2019
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expertware

expertware is a cheat which makes any other cheat look like a paste
by bignamerhvher December 25, 2020
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Expertatitis

expertatitis is a kind of mental disease where people affected with this are very likely to spit out a bunch of useless stuff around their answer, trying to validate & applaud their own expertise! you can find people affected with this on quora all the time, where you will look for an answer, and find these people's answers, but you will need to read through a bunch of useless stuff to find what you are actually looking for. These are the people who give 1 line answer in 10 lines
bro, I hate quora sometimes, because most of the time, I see answers from people who have Expertatitis!

Half of the experts on quora are suffering from Expertatitis!
by InYourFaceDuh September 1, 2021
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impulsive expert

A person who often decides that he or she is going to know more (about whatever you happen to be talking about) than you know.
I was talking to Anna about my boyfriend the other day, and she kept correcting me about everything I said about him. She's never even met him! Ugh, she ALWAYS does that.

I know, right? She's always such an impulsive expert!
by AHHHHHHbekah. October 28, 2009
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whine expert

One who has mastered the art of fine whining (to include both whining and dining and professional whine reviews). This individual can, at a moment's notice, provide deep, nuanced, and exceptionally whiny perspectives and analysis.
Bob: Not to complain, but I feel Jim complains far too often.
Steve: Of course he complains. It's his job, his duty, his sacred charge, if you will.
Bob: Why, whatever do you mean?
Steve: Well Bob, Jim is a certified whine expert, you see.
Bob: Ahh, right then; that explains it.
by Le Complaint Sommelier February 15, 2014
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Incest expert

Person 1: Whoa.. why is he so in love with his cousins?
Person 2: That’s just Pornstar, he’s an incest expert, straight from Alabama.
by Python3 July 28, 2019
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