elder god heavy

a pedophile loser fat fuck cuck who spends his life cheating in a dead ass game

"I AM THE SPECTRE I AM ELDER GOD HEAVY"
"shut the fuck up fat pedo cunt"

by Read This Upside Down. 370HSSV August 4, 2021

elder god

they are watching you! Their cults were drowned long before the flood, but they still have powers beyomd your comprehension! Tread lightly in their derelict temples!

Fear the ancient gods!

by ruperto March 23, 2004

elder jail

the place the elder male ('grandpapa', "pop-pop", e.t.c.)
dwells, upon observing a much younger female with the 'goods'; and being 'hitched up' (or not!) to an "expired shelf life" female, that no longer has ANY interest in sex!!

being 'penalized' by the inability to 'attract' above described human due to age!, and/or 'chronological erosion'.

-an 'imaginary wall', barrier, or 'cage' (but quite REAL!!) preventing "pop-pop" from touching the 'goods'!!; (oil and water being unable to MIX!!)

-one or more generations of cultural difference, AND age, making communication somewhat 'foreign' or 'alien'. -physical attraction in the 'old', rendered non-existent due to chronological etching away of physical attributes!!

john's grampa was about oozing all over beth!! (reponse:) yeah!!, it must be rough burning in elder jail!!

grandpa joe went home and 'ground the poison' out of himself, char-broiling in elder jail; after his visit to the 'titty bar'.

joe worked out incessantly, becoming quite muscular, but still couldn't stop the clock condemning him to elder jail!!

by michael foolsley July 26, 2012

Elder Vex

A homosexual down bad for overlord James E Negatus

Or

King of the ear dangles, lord of the gays, 2nd best trans icon of the elders

A: Dude Archie is such an elder vex

B: Bro honestly so am I

by w3lcom3strong3stav3ng3r October 15, 2021

Elder High school

An all boy private school located in Cincinnati, Ohio. They are known for their general gayness and incapability to succeed at any type of athletic endeavor. This can be seen by witnessing any of their recent football games against Colerain Highschool. On June 5th, they hold their Annual Sausage Fest, a get-together consisting of the large portion of gay students who attend Elder, and gay Elder Alumni. Elder consists of mainly gay fags who are obviously inflamed by the fact that their sexually abusive fathers made them attend Elder instead of a school in the area with a better reputation at being thugnificent at everything, such as Colerain Highschool.

gay fag purple high school football Elder High school

by c-rain99bricksquadyur&c-rain30 January 16, 2011

elder god

the ancients themselves.. very dangerous. Don't cross the elder gods... their powers are more vast than you can comprehend

the offspring of an elder god is often mistaken for a monkey

by Rupert March 23, 2004

Elder Fuþark

The eldest of the elder and younger Fuþarks.

Elder Fuþark(Elder Futhark)was the written language of choice in first century Nordic regions. The alphabet consists of 24 runes: f, u, þ, a, r, k, g, w, h, n, i, j, ï, p, z, s, t, b, e, m, l, ŋ, d, and o.

See also: Runic

Historian: What is this? My word its Elder Fuþark! It must be 2 millennia old!

by VbPeppermint December 25, 2007