dandruff dominator

The dandruff dominator is an elusive species that spends most of its life playing Roblox inside its home. It rarely comes out of its den. Although it is rarely seen outside, it has been spotted sulking around elementary schools gazing with longing at the young children during recess. This specimen is covered in flaky white spots hence its name dandruff dominator. The dandruff dominator cannot be within a fifty-meter radius of a shower, or it will explode into a ball of dandruff.

"i saw a dandruff dominator yesterday around the playground"
"oh"

by sharnus March 12, 2023

Like dandruff in nails

Metaphor used to describe on annoying person who sticks around with you, whom you want to leave.

Cindy: Do you like Buffy?
Brenda: Buffy's fake, and the stuff she talks about is super irritating. She's like dandruff in nails.

by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016

dandruff

white flaky stuff that comes out from your scalp when either you haven't washed your hair in a while or if you have a dry scalp.
-people might think it's nasty if they see it on someone.

Dude don't headbang anymore! Your dandruff is getting on me!

by mugglewuggle January 16, 2009

donut dandruff

The flaky residue left on your shirt/floor/desk/etc. after eating a glazed donut

The floor was littered with donut dandruff after my coworkers raided a box of Krispy Kreme glazed donuts.

by Ethan October 9, 2003

Rain Dandruff

At first glance it appears to be glistening flakes of dandruff, upon closer inspection they are just large droplets of rain hugging the hair from a steady downpour.

What is that stuff in your hair?

Oh....

I thought you had a bad case of lice. I guess its just rain dandruff.

by Jarrod Corbett April 4, 2008

Dick Dandruff

Scaly skin on one or both sides of the penis caused by having too much sex.

Dude, my girlfriend just can't get enough sex. All night, every night, all we do is screw, my dick got so worn out that I'm getting dick dandruff on both sides of it.

by schweddy balls November 3, 2009

the devil's dandruff

A reference to an illicit drug of a powdery form as stated by the British actor Colin Salmon in the 1994 movie 'Captives'.

Don't Be Scared Of The Devil's Dandruff!

by Just Melly Mel November 20, 2013