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Divorce cherry

(Noun) The somewhat virginal state a person is in after being married for a number of years and (often) being deprived of sex.
"Man, she was the first woman I slept with after being with Lisa for ten years -- she totally popped my divorce cherry!"
by MinnWax April 16, 2008
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divorce

When your friends were right...
Married Guy- Hey bro I'm getting a divorce

Friend- It's about time, I told you she was a bitch
by iGetJuiced August 8, 2009
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RSVP the Divorce

A phrase used when you will not be attending a wedding knowing the marriage will end in divorce.
"Yo you going to Bethany and Skiba's wedding?"

"Naw I'm gonna RSVP the Divorce."
by DonKehote August 23, 2011
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divorcee

Someone whose decided that
"until death do us part"
is not worth killing their spouse for.
I'm a divorcee because i don't believe in murder, life in prison, or the death penalty.
by Rev. Johnny Cash April 23, 2009
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divorce

An event that has become very common in today's society. Affects children more than adults-generally causes the parents to tell their children that "We're still friends" while talking shit about the absent partner and forcing the child to call them to tell them something. It is also the beginning of the introduction of a step-parent (aka demon in most cases) who feels it is their role in life to be a complete ass- all the freakin time.
me:I don't know a single person whose parents are still married, do you?
Jim: Um..no I don't either, thats bad isnt it?
by Me November 1, 2003
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platonic divorce

- the dissolution of a non-sexual, non-romantic relationship; usually the dissolution of a friendship

Platonic divorces are rarely hostile and normally occur when friends drift apart either on purpose or by chance.

Platonic divorces between women are often irreversible and can never return to the 'pre-divorce' state.

Platonic divorces between men are more easily reversed. It only takes a phone call saying, "Hey bud, I got a case of beer. You wanna come over to watch the game and get hammered man??"

Currently, platonic divorces between a man and a woman are completely irreverible.
e.g. After Gwen moved to Vancouver and stopped sending even Christmas cards, she and Maria platonically divorced.

e.g. Greg platonically divorced Jane after not being invited to her wedding.

e.g. I think Lara and I will get a platonic divorce if neither of us call within the next couple months.
by Howard P. January 6, 2005
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divorce

I am going through a divorce.
by cranberryjuice June 8, 2010
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