Dirty Bird 

The act of taking a can of worms (primarily ones bought at a fishing store) and seeds then consuming them until they are completely crushed inside of one's mouth. Then, with the crushed worms, you regurgitate the food into another person's mouth. Then

"My wife wanted to try having a threesome, so instead I gave her a Dirty Bird"

Dirty Bird by butter-flies January 31, 2023

Dirty Bird 

In the context of air hockey, specifically a well-worn game of air hockey that may be found in a local tavern, a "dirty bird" happens when your opposing team scores three goals in quick succession in a row. The use of the term "dirty bird" would be especially appropriate when the team happens to score three goals through a small-but-exploitable gap in the left side of the goalie net. The term "dirty bird" is said gruffly, never sweetly.

In fact, if you know someone who complains a lot under their breath, partly hoping to be heard and not be heard, then that is the voice you can use when you say "dirty bird."

You can also say something is a "dirty bird" whenever something less than desirable happens.

Example 1

Person 1: Hey, you just scored three goals very quickly in a row using similar techniques that exploit a gap in my goalie!

Person 2: I did. That's called skill.

Person 1: (Mutteringly) That's a dirty bird.

Example 2

Person 1: I ordered a sandwich, but they gave me soup instead.

Person 2: Oooh, that's a dirty bird.

Dirty Bird by superunknown-mpls August 11, 2023

Dirty bird 

Male equivalent of a cameltoe or “frontal wedgie.”

“His shorts were so tight, he was rocking a hardcore dirty bird.”

Dirty bird by ciscokid18 October 5, 2025

Dirty-Bird 

Slang for a Southwest Airlines plane. No assigned seats. Just peanuts and a soda.

Dude...I had to fly the Dirty-Bird from L.A. to Dallas dude it sucked bad....I even got stuck in the facing backwards seat that doesn't recline. Hate that Dirty-Bird.

Dirty-Bird by tmsatx September 24, 2009

dirty bird bitch 

A person who exhibits a disgusting and often extreme lack of care for personal hygiene and safety.

After a sexual encounter, Amber lynn disposed of a condom down the garbage disposal and was therefore a self proclaimed dirty bird bitch.

Dirty Bird Bitch Larry was using a public restroom and there wasn't any toilet paper so he removed his shoe and used his sock instead. Afterwards, he put the sock back on.

Having run out of money for cigarettes, Candy the dirty bird bitch dug around in a public ash tray instead.

dirty bird bitch by Frankie fingers June 27, 2017

Dirty Bird Bath

When you are in the shower with a girl and the guy stretches out his nut sack and fills it with water and then the girl drinks out of it.

I was in the shower with my girlfriend and the told me she was thirsty. So I had her bend down and I gave her a Dirty Bird Bath.

Dirty Bird Bath by NMBMKBKMBMGB July 25, 2009

Dirty Bird Fodder

What is left of a football team after being decimated by the Atlanta Falcons.

The Green Bay Packers were a good football team until they played the Atlanta Falcons in the 2016 NFC championship game, now they are just dirty bird fodder.

Dirty Bird Fodder by Wraith23 January 27, 2017