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dirty bird

When you put your finger in your own or someone else's butt hole and flip someone off
by hirschy March 21, 2015
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dirty bird

A dirty bird is the word for a KFC in the state of Kentucky.
Person 1: Hey, wanna go to the dirty bird?
Person 2: Hell yeah I do!
by Czecho_Slovakia January 1, 2023
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Dirty Bird

In the context of air hockey, specifically a well-worn game of air hockey that may be found in a local tavern, a "dirty bird" happens when your opposing team scores three goals in quick succession in a row. The use of the term "dirty bird" would be especially appropriate when the team happens to score three goals through a small-but-exploitable gap in the left side of the goalie net. The term "dirty bird" is said gruffly, never sweetly.

In fact, if you know someone who complains a lot under their breath, partly hoping to be heard and not be heard, then that is the voice you can use when you say "dirty bird."

You can also say something is a "dirty bird" whenever something less than desirable happens.
Example 1

Person 1: Hey, you just scored three goals very quickly in a row using similar techniques that exploit a gap in my goalie!

Person 2: I did. That's called skill.

Person 1: (Mutteringly) That's a dirty bird.

Example 2

Person 1: I ordered a sandwich, but they gave me soup instead.

Person 2: Oooh, that's a dirty bird.
by superunknown-mpls August 11, 2023
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dirty bird jenkins

What you name your dog's favorite and dirtiest chew toy. Or, your mom.
Hannah: Did you know my name is a palindrome?

Todd: Did you know I don't care?

Hannah: Geez... hey, what the hell is that in your dog's mouth?

Todd: Oh that? That's just Dirty Bird Jenkins. He loves that thing.

Hannah: Oh,ok. Hey, did you know my middle name is Racecar? Also a palin...

Todd: Palemdrome, we get it. Who invited you here anyway?

Hannah: Your mom.
by Lilbunnymofo February 20, 2023
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Dirty bird

Reaching around your ass and grabbing your balls while letting your dick (preferably hard), rest on your fist. To simulate the middle finger giving some one the bird.
"Dude I gave my boss the 'dirty bird', after he fired me for sleeping in one of his boring meetings."
by Same Welton May 14, 2021
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Dirty Bird

A reference to Dr The General Esq Attorney at Law being an all around toothless dirtbag
Dewine is like Dr The General Esq Attorney at Law, both are Dirty Birds
by ζαχαρίας March 25, 2022
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Dirty Bird

When a male and female have anal intercourse and fecal matter is on the male's penis or comes out of her anus during intercourse
Bro, I was with Jenna the other night, and she dirty birded all over my dick.
by Da Nematode July 23, 2018
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