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dirty_bird0 

An ugly ass nigga that ditches his friends in the middle of Fortnite to beat his cock or "Tuck his kids in" He also likes to spend all of his parents money on lightsabers.
Nigga 1: Damn Dirty_Bird0 just left mid game to beat off what a faggot
Nigga 2: Fuck that\ ugly ass Canadian nigga
dirty_bird0 by BigBoyPenis May 24, 2018

Dirty Birdie 

1. A high end prostitute in the late 1920's, early 1930's. Often too pricey for the general population, their services were often required by the wealthy and those in government.

2. An expensive ass hooker.

3. The earliest known form of high scale escorts.
"How was he able to afford her? She's one of those Dirty Birdies....?"
"He's a billionaire."
Dirty Birdie by killerpenguins March 31, 2015

The Dirty Bird 

KFC (formally known as Kentucky Fried Chicken).
The dirty bird sounded like a good idea at the time, but after eating there I feel ashamed.
The Dirty Bird by Jmae October 28, 2008

dirty birdie 

A person who exhibits extreme perversion and an unbridled enjoyment for all things sexual.
You dirty birdie! (in response to a comment involving something perverse or sexual, duh)

Dirty Bird 

n. A particularly promiscuous woman. Dirty birds act
in complete disregard for the consequences, hence
their unclean nature. See raggedy bitch.
Example 1

Calvin (singing): Got them dirty birrrrrds, got them
dirty birrrrrds...

Monica: What are you babbling about?

Calvin: Them dirty birds, they be giving you diseases
and shit.

Monica: Eloquently stated.

Example 2

David: I hear that Allison has become something of
a dirty bird ever since prom night.

Alejandra: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!
Dirty Bird by CM187 May 20, 2010

The Dirty Birdhouse 

Definition:
The Dirty Birdhouse-
When the man stuffs his asshole with cut up wheat stalks while stirring up a nice liquid shit. Then, the man will release his liquid shit and wheat strait into the woman's mouth. Following the explosion the man will facefuck the the woman. This my friends is The Dirty Birdhouse.
Used in a sentence:
No amount of toothpaste and mouthwash or combination of both can un-do The Dirty Birdhouse.

Your moms breath smells like a dirty birdhouse.
The Dirty Birdhouse by Jarrellm13 February 22, 2014

dirty bird 

An a.k.a. for KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken)
Let's grab some dirty bird for lunch
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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