could not hold that dick up my ass any longer

phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer

-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?

- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it

by lazy_freak154 October 24, 2010

suck my dick and eat it up my ass

Insult

To introduce a penis in a person mouth, to then proceed to introduce the tongue into somebody's ass

Human Being 1: You can't even speak proper english...
Human Being 2: You suck my dick and eat it up my ass

by Jaskins2 May 22, 2017

A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ

When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.

Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book

by Senapi April 21, 2021

dick-up artist

A guy who's a master at giving himself a hardon, any time, any place

I'm going to the club to practice my pickup artist skills.

Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills

by D Flawless July 18, 2021

All dicked up

When shit is all fucked up but your mom doesn’t like fuck so it’s all dicked up.

Am all dicked up

by Conqueefadore September 27, 2025

Dick-ups

When you get the hiccups after you sucked dick.

Ah man, now you gave me the dick-ups.

by AlwaysThatOneChick August 29, 2017

Dick Ups

An exercise where you use resistance bands or weighted plates and flex to make it bounce. Similar to a “dick bounce,” but with added resistance from the plate or band.

Bro was showing off at the gym doing dick ups with a 45-pound plate.

by JuanPs3 October 2, 2025