Detective Danti

The best detective in the world, capable of solving any crime.

Hey did you hear? Detective Danti solved who found the cookie in the cookie jar.

by Best Detective November 10, 2020

displective

In the summer of 2012 a little girl named "Willow" had a thought. Displective was her thought. It means when you have a deep thought or it can mean when you're on a horse.

Guy 1: "Wow, I just had such a displective moment."
Guy 2: "Where is your horse?"

by fazenumber53&garahgts March 25, 2022

Detective Shitshow

A term to describe someone who is dumb or annoying when they state/realize something obvious. Normally said sarcastically.

Dumb friend: Wait, humans are mammals!??!?
You: No way detective shitshow

by Legs4DaysAndDays November 18, 2022

Detective Conan

Detective Conan, the grandfather of One Piece, was created some time when your granddad was born. It follows the story of Jimmy/Shinichi Kudo, a Japanese Sherlock Holmes, and how he lived in fame with hella bitches n cash, just for him to be turned into a first grader by the yakuza/mafia/cartel.

Detective Conan was created to test and challenge how many times a 7 year old can hold someone at gun point, be held at gun point, or fall out of a car or building within 1000 episodes and like 30 movies and specials.

Nigga 1: Hey! I just finished one piece, I need another 1000 episode anime to dedicate my time and energy to!

Nigga 2: Nah, watch Detective Conan. The quality sucks ass but I can't stop watching

by LmaoGodtIer April 12, 2023

Detective Miawoo

The world's most handsome detective.

Detective Miawoo surely lives up to his reputation, he's beautiful.

by 1YANOU #1 FAN June 22, 2023

Walrus, respectively

A walrus is a figurative expression for a man who is warm, playful & generally generous. If his buttons are pushed then he will quickly become barbarous and ruthless for he fights for what he believes in. A chuckle from a walrus is so rare and is nearly impossible to witness but if you do then give yourself a pat on the back. Walrus's with-out-a-doubt enjoy indulging in the finer things in life. They are complete GLUTTONS. GOBBLE GOBBLE. it can be endearing and entertaining to some extent. Some of their favorite things to indulge in aside from the vast array of foods are sleep, gaming, & sex. They also like to smother and smothering is what they do best. They produce more heat then any piece of fire wood you could ever find. Love a walrus and they will smother you with the right amount of love back.

I'm dating the walrus, respectively.

by fiercetigeress February 13, 2014

Detective Comics

A comic book series featuring Batman that is published by DC comics.

Nerd 1: Yo dude I bought detective comics number 647, the joker is in it

Nerd 2: Whoa your so cool dude

by BatmanGod August 26, 2005