on demand

To get something "on demand" or "on-demand" is to get it whenever you want it, usually using the Internet.

I can get music on demand at (website), and movies on demand with pay-per-view.

by WombatAscension June 13, 2004

demandy

Someone so demanding, that they are just insane. Inspired by Mandy.

Wow, you're being so demandy.

by yoyoyoyo12345 July 8, 2011

Dirty Desmond

An individual that rapidly jumps from pogo stick to pogo stick while cackling wildly and denying certain truths. Often someone that enjoys a Dirty Desmond suffers from Directional Deficit Disorder.

Kyle had a few too many drinks at a frat party and was coerced into doing a Dirty Desmond.

by Josh Moon September 14, 2019

desmond

Alternative to 'mojo', used to depict an unusually powerful sex drive, which can be sustained for long periods of time.

Man, my desmond was kicking up to high gear last night with my girlfriend.

by alphonsus November 10, 2008

Demanding damsel in distress

The attractive woman at work who plays the coquette and victim when it suits her but also demands respect and advancement. Coworkers either hate her or swoon over her. No one is neutral in their opinions of her.

"Can you believe that Stacey charged her supervisor with harassment? He just asked her to do her job."

"Yeah and now she got a promotion on top of it!"

"She's a demanding damsel in distress."

by Cirdellin January 13, 2010

Demandosaurus

Someone who demands attention or always needs help doing everything in Dinosaur-like proportions

"Bitch massage my feet, then take out the trash, clean the litter box, knit me hat, stand in the line at the dmv and I'll wait in the car until our number is called so I dont have to see the worst cases of people of walmart and some McNuggets."

"Fuck you, you evil Demandosaurus"

by NOneckHOBO January 9, 2010

norma desmond

Norma Desmond is a character from the 1950 classic noir film Sunset Boulevard directed by Billy Wilder.

Some quotes:
"No one leaves a star. That's what makes one a star."

"We didn't need dialogue. We had faces!"

"There once was a time in this business when I had the eyes of the whole world! But that wasn't good enough for them, oh no! They had to have the ears of the whole world too. So they opened their big mouths and out came talk. Talk! TALK!"

"The stars are ageless, aren't they?"

I named my cat Norma, like Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard.

by CoasterDisks March 6, 2023