have a delivery

Go to the bathroom for a b.m.

I have a delivery every morning before I take my shower; I had two deliveries today.

by Cockaseega July 10, 2009

Mexican delivery

The act of masturbation performed in the knowledge the cleaner or gardener will arrive during the event and be compelled to carry on their duties regardless or beat a discreet exit. Such occasions are often filmed for general viewing on social networked media.

I treated Carlotta to a Mexican delivery. She carried on dusting the furniture without batting an eyelid.

by meddlesomepriest November 13, 2012

Delivery Pants

The pants you put on for the sole purpose of accepting a food delivery and immediately remove once the gentleman has left and the door is closed.

God I'm hungover. But I can't answer the door in my underwear. That's a level of shame I'm not ready for.

I better put some delivery pants on.

by lazyinnyc January 6, 2013

Delivery-Device

n. Any type of food that will will transport a large amount of delicious condiment/topping into the mouth. Such as: bread is just the delivery-device for butter. Crackers are just a cheese delivery-device, and hot dogs are just a ketchup/mustard delivery-device.

Daughter: Do you want some bread with that butter, dad?
Dad: Well, bread is just the butter delivery-device.

by Pwny912 July 18, 2009

delivery or digorno

really really good pizza !

is it delivery or digorno .

by Mr. Awwww man August 4, 2019

The Delivery Position

2/3rds into an all nighter, while watching Netflix. you sit at your desk in a position that looks as if your are giving birth.

once i ran out of redbull, i sat in The Delivery Position

by rydex5 October 26, 2014

fecal delivery

It's a nice way of saying in court "she shit the bed", because you can't say that in court.

"She was sitting on one side of the couch. I was sitting on the other. That's when she was trying to explain a few things

about Coachella and then the fecal delivery and saying that it was the dogs. And, I'm sorry, I could not agree with her. I lived with those dogs. I picked up their fun. It was not the dogs“. Johnny Depp court appearance 2022.

by Eurloch April 27, 2022