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weapons of mass deception

An item created to fool people into believing something.
The dossier on Iraq was a weapon of mass deception.
by George W. Bush July 9, 2003
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The Obama Deception

The Obama Deception is a hard-hitting film by Alex Jones that completely destroys the myth that Barack Obama is working for the best interests of the American people. The Obama phenomenon is a hoax carefully crafted by the captains of the New World Order. He is being pushed as savior in an attempt to con the American people into accepting global slavery.
by ericsnow March 15, 2009
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Decepticon

Evil TransFormer, a member of the dominant evil faction in TransFormers Generation 1 and several other series. (Known as Destrons in Japan; converted into Predacons for the Beast Wars series).

Most stories suggest they began as a rebel faction on Cybertron which invented arms for the first time and sought to control other transformers in order to dominate the universe, although I find it more likely that they were actually the dominant faction from the start which gradually became more and more arrogant as their power increased. (This is more consistent with the fact that the Decepticons are in control and the Autobots are the rebels in nearly all the early TransFormers stories set on Cybertron).

Hell-bent on interstellar domination, including on earth where they crash-land, the Decepticons attempt to seize and amass energy when and wherever they can, without any concern for other beings or for sustainability. Many Decepticons are also depicted as ruthless and malevolent entities in their own right, enjoying destruction and violence as a good in itself (although the attribution of such emotions to robots seems problematic).

The Decepticon symbol is a purple face insignia looking similar to Soundwave's head. In the cartoons, they also always fire purple/magenta laser beams.

Led by Megatron and later by his reincarnated form, Galvatron; also in various media by other characters such as Ratbat, Soundwave, Starscream, Scorponok, Bludgeon, Thunderwing and Lord Straxus.
"The Decepticons are blitzing Autobot City. We're really taking a pounding. I don't know how much longer we can hold out" - Blaster, in TransFormers: The Movie.

George W. Bush is intent on a Decepticon-style oil grab in the Middle East.

That van is painted in a very scary way; it looks almost like it should be a Decepticon.
by Andy April 19, 2004
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The Prophet of Deception

*Also known in other circles as Archbishop Charles Montgomery, Mr. Leon Weston, Dr. Jack, Godfather, Salvatore Ringo, Gerard Salazar, Freddy Incognito, and Lord of the Cynics.*

The Prophet of Deception is a man of many tastes, ranging from fine wines to mahogany commode and golden Montblanc fountain pens. Through his unsurpassable charisma and zealous devotion to none other than himself, he has forged a legacy of scams and backstabbings so great, the Pope himself would shit 15 times in The Prophet's presence. A skeptical agnostic, he views himself as a living god, higher than all other life, and yet while his financial assets are that of kings and lords, his romance life is that of a retarded goldfish with the AIDS, translation, he doesnt stand a fucking chance with a woman due to his off-the-chart smugness and arrogance.

He has a complex history filled with drama and woe, lovers few and far in between. It was during his height as Heierarch of the Band Council that he met his first love, who fucked him over and left him to die. He then reestablished himself as a god, current head of the Red Letter Forum, but love would once again come to his doorstep in the form of a promising young English Intern turned full time anchorwoman sex bombshell.

He currently resides in a palace of misery, slowly drowning in his own narcissicm, but remains hopeful that one day, he will rule EVERYTHING.

We can only pray that he does.
Pope: "My god, I just shit 15 times!"

Prophet of Deception: "Dont worry, that happens alot." *hands him a towel*

Conny: "Yeah, he's a freaking god! Hail the Prophet of Deception and all his witty remarks!"

Prophet of Deception: "Let's all go back to my place for fine wines and wild sex on mahogany tables carved out of marble draped in velvet and golden diamonds!"
by John Milovec December 30, 2007
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Decepticons

Lead by the power hungry almighty Lord Megatron, Decepticons are a faction in the Cybertronian war and they believe that conquest is the only way to prove that cybertronians are the most powerful beings. But mostly Megatron only wants to be the only leader.
Sentinel Prime: “Decepticons ships, fire on Optimus!”
Megatron: “Decepticons!”
Soundwave: “Decepticons, mobilise
by Mightshutdown March 13, 2020
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weapons of mass deception

1. what a government/international corporation uses to entice the population of a country/the world into making stupid decisions on politics/economics/society/ice-cream flavours etc.
"Iraq has Weapons of Mass Destruction" - British and American Governments (An Example of a Weapon of Mass Deception)
by winker July 8, 2003
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weapons of mass deception

Weapons that dumbfuckers like George W. Bush think other countries have.
There were no WMDs in Iraq so leave the Iraqis alone for God's sake!
by Anonymous July 7, 2003
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