Decepticock 

One who stuffs his pants to look like his genitalia is bigger than it really is.

She thought she was getting lucky but he turned out to be a Decepticock.

Decepticock by C4pta1n Am3r1c4 February 6, 2015

decepticock 

when a man stuffs a sock in his pants or wears a cup to impress women with his penis size he has a decepticock. Usually linked to a man with a tiny penis.

Girl 1: "So I went out with Jason last night and then we went back to his place....

Girl 2: OMG! how was he?

Girl 1: Totally a decepticock.

decepticock by poopy mcwriggles March 13, 2011

decepticock 

1. A cock that looks deceptively small, but once it's full sized can create a river of bludge.

2. A man who manages to consistently convince women he's sensitive, and predictably turns into a bastard when he has slept with them.

Baby don't be fooled, this decepticock will ruin you

Baby don't be fooled, he's a decepticock.

decepticock by rickster rick March 22, 2010

Decepticons 

A faction of Cybertronians who are in an ongoing war against the Autobots. They're led by Megatron and are usually portrayed as antagonists.

The city has been completely wiped out by the Decepticons and now I'm homeless.

Decepticons by That Robot Fucker January 11, 2019

Decepticops 

Bitchass police, usually from small towns, that have nothing better to do but harass young males.

I had a run in with the decepticops the other day. They saw me driving a Lincoln Continental, so they figured I was dealing drugs and preparing for a drive by. I tried to explain that I was merely taking my grandmother home from the grocery store before I was scheduled to volunteer with the Special Olympics. The decepticop pulled his gun and called for backup.

Decepticops by Wizzle Baby October 7, 2009

Decepticonia

The homeland of all decepticons, as stated by John Green of the Vlogbrothers. It is safe to assume that worldsuck emanates from the land that is Decepticonia. Decepticonia is the anti Nerdfighteria.

Decepticon: I think I'll go out on the town and spread WORLDSUCK like peanut butter on bread!
Nerdfighter: Whoa, whoa there, mister! This town does not need any more suck! Go back to Decepticonia!
Decepticon: Yeah, well...YOUR MOM.

Decepticonia by thisusernamepwnsn00bs February 21, 2010

Decepticon 

The opposite of a Nerdfighter. A Decepticon is someone that is made of suck: A typical popular person.

Paris Hilton, Cheerleaders, Typical jocks, Male chauvinist pigs, Sluts, etc

Jack: Hey! Let's go decrease WorldSuck!
Harry: Okay! We can donate to Kiva dot org!
Colton: Whatever, you guys, let the third world countries take care of themselves. Sharon's hot, isn't she? I'd tap that.
Jack: Colton, you are such a Decepticon.
Harry: In my pants.

Decepticon by Annie Mouse January 20, 2008