Decepticar 

When a car usually driven by a cute young girl is instead driven by a crusty looking burn-out.

I was looking forward to checking out a young hottie when I pulled up to the light next to a white Pontiac Sunfire. Instead I saw some old hag smoking a cigarette. It was a Decepticar.

Decepticar by CarPerv August 6, 2012

Decepticons 

A faction of Cybertronians who are in an ongoing war against the Autobots. They're led by Megatron and are usually portrayed as antagonists.

The city has been completely wiped out by the Decepticons and now I'm homeless.

Decepticons by That Robot Fucker January 11, 2019

Decepticunt 

Decepticunt
pronounced: d-sep-t-cunt

1. A female Transformer allied with the Decepticon faction.

2. A female who uses deceitful tactics or other masterful strategies to lure as many of the male species into her bedroom for the sole purpose of acquiring their money, drugs or semen.
Such a female may be alternatively referred to as a slut, whore, gold digger or succubus among many other nouns.

3. A female on the internet who uses images of another woman, usually a friend or unknown model, in order to lure sad little nerd virgins to her Palace of Love for sex.
Said poor little nerd will willingly obey as he is aware that he can get no better and will finally lose his virginity.
Said female is usually ugly or fat or a mixture of both resulting in fugly, generally the type of woman one would call an air strike on or man the harpoons.

1. As of yet, I am unaware of any female Decepticons, but if one did exist, the following conversation would likely take place between the two Autobots known as Skids and Mudflap:

Skids: Dayum blud, (or oil, dunno which a robot would say),
did u see dat fyne piece of Chromium Alloy pussy ?!

Mudflap: With my own 2 eyes dawg, but dat hoe she a Decepticon,
u not see dat tatoo on her perfectly spherical booty?

Skids: Shieeeet negro! hoe's a decepticunt!

Mudflap lets out a hearty chuckle
Skids and Mudflap proceed to brofist, transform and then drive away.

2. Whenever a woman divorces a rich man, not very hard to find.
Usually also where ever you may see interracial dating, especially if the male is white.

3. Craigslist, /r9k/

Decepticunt by rzhhhh August 25, 2009

Decepticops 

Bitchass police, usually from small towns, that have nothing better to do but harass young males.

I had a run in with the decepticops the other day. They saw me driving a Lincoln Continental, so they figured I was dealing drugs and preparing for a drive by. I tried to explain that I was merely taking my grandmother home from the grocery store before I was scheduled to volunteer with the Special Olympics. The decepticop pulled his gun and called for backup.

Decepticops by Wizzle Baby October 7, 2009

decepticate 

1) a synonym for deceive, created to better resemble/reference the noun form, "deception."

2) to perform a negative action in the style of the insidious deceptacons. also, negative actions undertaken by the deceptacons themselves. antonym: to autobate

“Stylin’ is creative black sheep of the native/ Can’t be violated or even decepticated”

Black Sheep, “the choice is yours.”

decepticate by Dash Hammerskjold December 29, 2007

Decepticonia

The homeland of all decepticons, as stated by John Green of the Vlogbrothers. It is safe to assume that worldsuck emanates from the land that is Decepticonia. Decepticonia is the anti Nerdfighteria.

Decepticon: I think I'll go out on the town and spread WORLDSUCK like peanut butter on bread!
Nerdfighter: Whoa, whoa there, mister! This town does not need any more suck! Go back to Decepticonia!
Decepticon: Yeah, well...YOUR MOM.

Decepticonia by thisusernamepwnsn00bs February 21, 2010

Decepticon 

The opposite of a Nerdfighter. A Decepticon is someone that is made of suck: A typical popular person.

Paris Hilton, Cheerleaders, Typical jocks, Male chauvinist pigs, Sluts, etc

Jack: Hey! Let's go decrease WorldSuck!
Harry: Okay! We can donate to Kiva dot org!
Colton: Whatever, you guys, let the third world countries take care of themselves. Sharon's hot, isn't she? I'd tap that.
Jack: Colton, you are such a Decepticon.
Harry: In my pants.

Decepticon by Annie Mouse January 20, 2008