1. Present in any given social environment, A douchebag is "that guy"... that squawking choadspank who is completely full of shit, or that
moron whose
head is so far up his or her ass that they
will never see the light nor breathe the
air again.
2. In a social situation, This person is ALWAYS the most unintelligent, arrogant, worthless, and audacious person, however firmly believes themselves to be the smartest, most important, and most sociable.
3. He is the guy that really gets under your
skin, that jerk-off artist who stole that girl's
virginity who you've had a crush on since the first grade, that sick minded individual that manages to suck some of the the most genuine and moral people into his
fake distructive facade
3. Someone who is completely unbearable and unreasonable when put in a leadership position, for the more
power they are given, the more endorsed they
feel to spew their bullshit in everyone's faces.
4. Someone who projects such a negative image that people around them agree they should not even bother waking up in the morning.
5. Someone who doesn't care about producing any moral good in this world, regardless of who they are or how much power they have
Anyone supporting open borders between
Canada and Mexico, or a nationalized ID card, or the right to spy and collect data on American citizens, or the right to torture human beings, or the right to infringe on our second amendment rights to protect ourselves from our own corrupt
government is a traitorous douchebag.
Fuck George W.
Bush, what a fucking douchebag...
