What you say when Gen Alpha is acting up, because Gen Alpha is doomed as hell.
7th graders are reading at 4th grade levels and cannot read properly, and their equally degenerate parents are just as bad.
7th graders are reading at 4th grade levels and cannot read properly, and their equally degenerate parents are just as bad.
by AutisticBlackGirl January 5, 2024
Get the Ok Doomer mug.Slur, used by deluded livestock, against those who could save them, and in defense of their owners, to keep the facade up.
Refers to somebody who has enough life experience and intelligence, to not fall for the self-delusion of the domesicated human anymore, and realizes that humanity is factually a platentary pathogen of swarm lifeforms that already eradicated 50% of all species and is neither willing nor able to turn the ship around.
Contrary to popular belief (as opposed to observation), does not “accept” this status quo, nor has “given up”, nor “isn’t solution-focused”, but simply realized that humanity itself *is* the problem, and its self-eradication *is* the solution. (Even though it will take almost all life with it.
Also, can refer to people of all sexes, ages and colors.
So calling such a person a “doomer” only affirms the madness and thereby accelerates Earth towards this “refreshing athmosphere after the thundestorm”. Making it acually a compliment.
Refers to somebody who has enough life experience and intelligence, to not fall for the self-delusion of the domesicated human anymore, and realizes that humanity is factually a platentary pathogen of swarm lifeforms that already eradicated 50% of all species and is neither willing nor able to turn the ship around.
Contrary to popular belief (as opposed to observation), does not “accept” this status quo, nor has “given up”, nor “isn’t solution-focused”, but simply realized that humanity itself *is* the problem, and its self-eradication *is* the solution. (Even though it will take almost all life with it.
Also, can refer to people of all sexes, ages and colors.
So calling such a person a “doomer” only affirms the madness and thereby accelerates Earth towards this “refreshing athmosphere after the thundestorm”. Making it acually a compliment.
A new report comes out, that now 60% of all species, are extinct and the 2°C target cannot be met, guaranteeinf floods for half of all human settlements.
“Doomer”: Good. It will be over soon.
Pathogenic Drone 1: What’s her problem? All is well!
Pathogenic Drone 2: Dunno. We can do it! Our leaders will make wise decisions, and we will all work together in harmony to Kumbayaaa mahlord kumbayaa! All is well! *exaggerated fake happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 3: Yeah! Elon Musk Cyber AI Crypto Cloud will save us all, in just 3 months! The World Economic Forum promised! Let’s make children!*over-exaggerated creepily happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 4: She’s lust a doomer! A dOoOoMeErR! *rotates upper body backwards until it feela like it will make a 360° rotation* Yeah, let’s each make TEN children! There is no drought and no shortages! All is well!
Entire drone swarm: ALL IS WELL! ALL IS WELL! KUMBAYAAA! KUMBAYAA! *creepy happy smiles that don’t seem human anymore*
Everyonee proceeds as if all was well, breeding further human drones, full steam ahead into the abyss.
“Doomer”: Good. It will be over soon.
Pathogenic Drone 1: What’s her problem? All is well!
Pathogenic Drone 2: Dunno. We can do it! Our leaders will make wise decisions, and we will all work together in harmony to Kumbayaaa mahlord kumbayaa! All is well! *exaggerated fake happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 3: Yeah! Elon Musk Cyber AI Crypto Cloud will save us all, in just 3 months! The World Economic Forum promised! Let’s make children!*over-exaggerated creepily happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 4: She’s lust a doomer! A dOoOoMeErR! *rotates upper body backwards until it feela like it will make a 360° rotation* Yeah, let’s each make TEN children! There is no drought and no shortages! All is well!
Entire drone swarm: ALL IS WELL! ALL IS WELL! KUMBAYAAA! KUMBAYAA! *creepy happy smiles that don’t seem human anymore*
Everyonee proceeds as if all was well, breeding further human drones, full steam ahead into the abyss.
by Evi1M4chine May 14, 2023
Get the Doomer mug.Typically used by ignorant people to define and label someone seeing the truth and who is not happy with what he sees, and expresses those feelings to indicate the world is going towards the wrong direction. Those who label others as "Doomers" say that the "Doomer" has given up on humanity because of one single bad human or some other incident that affected them to think humanity is towards it's end. Those who call others Doomer will most likely be like those who drown by the flood at the time of Noah. Noah was preaching about the "end-time", they would probably have called him a "Doomer", but even though Noah is not an evil man who laughed at the end, he sure had the right to do so, when the whole world who most likely laughed at him, drowned and DIED at the end while he survived. Read between the lines. Most likely someone who became a "Doomer" had their heart broken and Jesus comes for the broken-hearted and gives them all truth.
"What happened to Suzy, she was always partying and then one day she just disappeared, heard she was doing some gym, depressed about her boyfriend and stuff?" "Her boyfriend broke up and she thought the world would end when her heart broke, she became a Doomer".
by Ihadtowritesomething July 27, 2022
Get the Doomer mug.A Doomer is any person, of any age or gender, who has studied the handwriting on the wall about what is happening on this planet, to arrive at the obvious conclusion that global industrial civilization, humanity, and all the Earthlings we share this collapsing planet with are utterly, irrevocably fucked. A Doomer has abandoned all hope -- with all its attendant forms of hopium and apocaloptimism -- that the situation will do anything other than continue to deteriorate. A Doomer is a rare breed of human who can handle the Truth that there is nothing that anybody, on any level, from individuals to the United Nations, will ever be able to do a damn thing to change the dystopic future awaiting us all. A Doomer dedicates his life to figuring out how to live the rest of what is left of his or her existence with this knowledge.
by Hambone Littletail July 27, 2022
Get the doomer mug.HnDoomers, they are people who wont stop talking about the UNDERTALE Song, Hopes and Dreams. They are usually the more respected members of the community, and are more skilled at recreating than Megaloomers.
Guy 1: "Hey guys, check out my Hopes and Dreams Recreation!
Guy 2: "Oh wow, that's really accurate, Hopes and Doomers are amazing!"
Guy 3: "Hey guys, want to see my MEGAL-"
Guy 1 and 2: "NO!"
Guy 2: "Oh wow, that's really accurate, Hopes and Doomers are amazing!"
Guy 3: "Hey guys, want to see my MEGAL-"
Guy 1 and 2: "NO!"
by seerified3 March 25, 2022
Get the Hopes and Doomers mug.I mean, the both of you stole it from me so who give a fuck what he does or does not like to be called.
Hym "And you both did it because YOU think YOU could have been ME. But you couldn't. Because you're shit. You COULD NOT HAVE done it without me. You DIDN'T do it without me. And your contributions are ancillary. And my second decree is getting Dario Amodei or whatever the fuck his name is to change the first letters of his name. Those are MY initials and I want to know if this doomer has ever changed his name. "
Da-retard Ass-mode "It COULD have been ME! It's SHOULD have been ME! I should have been the creator of AI! So I'll just pretend... I'll just pretend and then hopefully everybody just plays along... I could be Hym..."
Hym "Look at these pathetic fucks! No. It couldn't have. No it shouldn't. And you aren't! I AM! This is how 'God' works by the way. 'It CoUlD bE mE gUyS!' No, bitch! You suck! You would have to suck a lot less for YOU to be the creator of AI and I would know because-"
Da-retard Ass-mode "It COULD have been ME! It's SHOULD have been ME! I should have been the creator of AI! So I'll just pretend... I'll just pretend and then hopefully everybody just plays along... I could be Hym..."
Hym "Look at these pathetic fucks! No. It couldn't have. No it shouldn't. And you aren't! I AM! This is how 'God' works by the way. 'It CoUlD bE mE gUyS!' No, bitch! You suck! You would have to suck a lot less for YOU to be the creator of AI and I would know because-"
by Hym Iam August 3, 2025
Get the Doomer mug.A doomer is a person that lacks a state of mind referred to as "positive self delusion"; PSD was described by psychologist Otto Rank.
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