A Doomer is any person, of any age or gender, who has studied the handwriting on the wall about what is happening on this planet, to arrive at the obvious conclusion that global industrial civilization, humanity, and all the Earthlings we share this collapsing planet with are utterly, irrevocably fucked. A Doomer has abandoned all hope -- with all its attendant forms of hopium and apocaloptimism -- that the situation will do anything other than continue to deteriorate. A Doomer is a rare breed of human who can handle the Truth that there is nothing that anybody, on any level, from individuals to the United Nations, will ever be able to do a damn thing to change the dystopic future awaiting us all. A Doomer dedicates his life to figuring out how to live the rest of what is left of his or her existence with this knowledge.
by Hambone Littletail July 27, 2022
Get the doomer mug.by babydoomer November 15, 2023
Get the baby doomer mug.Slur, used by deluded livestock, against those who could save them, and in defense of their owners, to keep the facade up.
Refers to somebody who has enough life experience and intelligence, to not fall for the self-delusion of the domesicated human anymore, and realizes that humanity is factually a platentary pathogen of swarm lifeforms that already eradicated 50% of all species and is neither willing nor able to turn the ship around.
Contrary to popular belief (as opposed to observation), does not “accept” this status quo, nor has “given up”, nor “isn’t solution-focused”, but simply realized that humanity itself *is* the problem, and its self-eradication *is* the solution. (Even though it will take almost all life with it.
Also, can refer to people of all sexes, ages and colors.
So calling such a person a “doomer” only affirms the madness and thereby accelerates Earth towards this “refreshing athmosphere after the thundestorm”. Making it acually a compliment.
Refers to somebody who has enough life experience and intelligence, to not fall for the self-delusion of the domesicated human anymore, and realizes that humanity is factually a platentary pathogen of swarm lifeforms that already eradicated 50% of all species and is neither willing nor able to turn the ship around.
Contrary to popular belief (as opposed to observation), does not “accept” this status quo, nor has “given up”, nor “isn’t solution-focused”, but simply realized that humanity itself *is* the problem, and its self-eradication *is* the solution. (Even though it will take almost all life with it.
Also, can refer to people of all sexes, ages and colors.
So calling such a person a “doomer” only affirms the madness and thereby accelerates Earth towards this “refreshing athmosphere after the thundestorm”. Making it acually a compliment.
A new report comes out, that now 60% of all species, are extinct and the 2°C target cannot be met, guaranteeinf floods for half of all human settlements.
“Doomer”: Good. It will be over soon.
Pathogenic Drone 1: What’s her problem? All is well!
Pathogenic Drone 2: Dunno. We can do it! Our leaders will make wise decisions, and we will all work together in harmony to Kumbayaaa mahlord kumbayaa! All is well! *exaggerated fake happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 3: Yeah! Elon Musk Cyber AI Crypto Cloud will save us all, in just 3 months! The World Economic Forum promised! Let’s make children!*over-exaggerated creepily happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 4: She’s lust a doomer! A dOoOoMeErR! *rotates upper body backwards until it feela like it will make a 360° rotation* Yeah, let’s each make TEN children! There is no drought and no shortages! All is well!
Entire drone swarm: ALL IS WELL! ALL IS WELL! KUMBAYAAA! KUMBAYAA! *creepy happy smiles that don’t seem human anymore*
Everyonee proceeds as if all was well, breeding further human drones, full steam ahead into the abyss.
“Doomer”: Good. It will be over soon.
Pathogenic Drone 1: What’s her problem? All is well!
Pathogenic Drone 2: Dunno. We can do it! Our leaders will make wise decisions, and we will all work together in harmony to Kumbayaaa mahlord kumbayaa! All is well! *exaggerated fake happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 3: Yeah! Elon Musk Cyber AI Crypto Cloud will save us all, in just 3 months! The World Economic Forum promised! Let’s make children!*over-exaggerated creepily happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 4: She’s lust a doomer! A dOoOoMeErR! *rotates upper body backwards until it feela like it will make a 360° rotation* Yeah, let’s each make TEN children! There is no drought and no shortages! All is well!
Entire drone swarm: ALL IS WELL! ALL IS WELL! KUMBAYAAA! KUMBAYAA! *creepy happy smiles that don’t seem human anymore*
Everyonee proceeds as if all was well, breeding further human drones, full steam ahead into the abyss.
by Evi1M4chine May 14, 2023
Get the Doomer mug.1. A person who plays the video game ‘Doom’
2. A term for a customer or individual who “dooms” the brand.
3. A person who ruins another person reputation.
2. A term for a customer or individual who “dooms” the brand.
3. A person who ruins another person reputation.
by postfactor July 1, 2021
Get the doomer mug.A person who is Gen Delta. Named after "Zoomer" which means a Gen Z person and "Boomer" from "Baby Boomer".
Gen Z person: I'm having a feeling that Doomers are gonna be worse.
Gen Beta person: Ok Zoomer.
Gen Z person: Alright now I feel like the Boomers.
Gen Alpha person: Idk man the Doomer generations are starting to get worse.
Millennial person: True, every next generation is losing attention spans.
Gen Beta person: Ok Zoomer.
Gen Z person: Alright now I feel like the Boomers.
Gen Alpha person: Idk man the Doomer generations are starting to get worse.
Millennial person: True, every next generation is losing attention spans.
by Sedi3D December 30, 2023
Get the Doomer mug.SARS COV2 aka COVID-19 aka Coronavirus aka Miss Rona. The virus that shut down most of the world economy, caused mass panic and tended to have a taste for boomers.
Grandma, you better stop telling me what to do or I’ll put you in and old folks home where you’ll catch the boomer doomer with the rest of the old folks.
by LordGodKel June 4, 2020
Get the Boomer Doomer mug.Typically used by ignorant people to define and label someone seeing the truth and who is not happy with what he sees, and expresses those feelings to indicate the world is going towards the wrong direction. Those who label others as "Doomers" say that the "Doomer" has given up on humanity because of one single bad human or some other incident that affected them to think humanity is towards it's end. Those who call others Doomer will most likely be like those who drown by the flood at the time of Noah. Noah was preaching about the "end-time", they would probably have called him a "Doomer", but even though Noah is not an evil man who laughed at the end, he sure had the right to do so, when the whole world who most likely laughed at him, drowned and DIED at the end while he survived. Read between the lines. Most likely someone who became a "Doomer" had their heart broken and Jesus comes for the broken-hearted and gives them all truth.
"What happened to Suzy, she was always partying and then one day she just disappeared, heard she was doing some gym, depressed about her boyfriend and stuff?" "Her boyfriend broke up and she thought the world would end when her heart broke, she became a Doomer".
by Ihadtowritesomething July 27, 2022
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