A Doomer is any person, of any age or gender, who has studied the handwriting on the wall about what is happening on this planet, to arrive at the obvious conclusion that global industrial civilization, humanity, and all the Earthlings we share this collapsing planet with are utterly, irrevocably fucked. A Doomer has abandoned all hope -- with all its attendant forms of hopium and apocaloptimism -- that the situation will do anything other than continue to deteriorate. A Doomer is a rare breed of human who can handle the Truth that there is nothing that anybody, on any level, from individuals to the United Nations, will ever be able to do a damn thing to change the dystopic future awaiting us all. A Doomer dedicates his life to figuring out how to live the rest of what is left of his or her existence with this knowledge.
by Hambone Littletail July 27, 2022
Get the doomermug. by babydoomer November 15, 2023
Get the baby doomermug. HnDoomers, they are people who wont stop talking about the UNDERTALE Song, Hopes and Dreams. They are usually the more respected members of the community, and are more skilled at recreating than Megaloomers.
Guy 1: "Hey guys, check out my Hopes and Dreams Recreation!
Guy 2: "Oh wow, that's really accurate, Hopes and Doomers are amazing!"
Guy 3: "Hey guys, want to see my MEGAL-"
Guy 1 and 2: "NO!"
Guy 2: "Oh wow, that's really accurate, Hopes and Doomers are amazing!"
Guy 3: "Hey guys, want to see my MEGAL-"
Guy 1 and 2: "NO!"
by seerified3 March 25, 2022
Get the Hopes and Doomersmug. Slur, used by deluded livestock, against those who could save them, and in defense of their owners, to keep the facade up.
Refers to somebody who has enough life experience and intelligence, to not fall for the self-delusion of the domesicated human anymore, and realizes that humanity is factually a platentary pathogen of swarm lifeforms that already eradicated 50% of all species and is neither willing nor able to turn the ship around.
Contrary to popular belief (as opposed to observation), does not “accept” this status quo, nor has “given up”, nor “isn’t solution-focused”, but simply realized that humanity itself *is* the problem, and its self-eradication *is* the solution. (Even though it will take almost all life with it.
Also, can refer to people of all sexes, ages and colors.
So calling such a person a “doomer” only affirms the madness and thereby accelerates Earth towards this “refreshing athmosphere after the thundestorm”. Making it acually a compliment.
Refers to somebody who has enough life experience and intelligence, to not fall for the self-delusion of the domesicated human anymore, and realizes that humanity is factually a platentary pathogen of swarm lifeforms that already eradicated 50% of all species and is neither willing nor able to turn the ship around.
Contrary to popular belief (as opposed to observation), does not “accept” this status quo, nor has “given up”, nor “isn’t solution-focused”, but simply realized that humanity itself *is* the problem, and its self-eradication *is* the solution. (Even though it will take almost all life with it.
Also, can refer to people of all sexes, ages and colors.
So calling such a person a “doomer” only affirms the madness and thereby accelerates Earth towards this “refreshing athmosphere after the thundestorm”. Making it acually a compliment.
A new report comes out, that now 60% of all species, are extinct and the 2°C target cannot be met, guaranteeinf floods for half of all human settlements.
“Doomer”: Good. It will be over soon.
Pathogenic Drone 1: What’s her problem? All is well!
Pathogenic Drone 2: Dunno. We can do it! Our leaders will make wise decisions, and we will all work together in harmony to Kumbayaaa mahlord kumbayaa! All is well! *exaggerated fake happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 3: Yeah! Elon Musk Cyber AI Crypto Cloud will save us all, in just 3 months! The World Economic Forum promised! Let’s make children!*over-exaggerated creepily happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 4: She’s lust a doomer! A dOoOoMeErR! *rotates upper body backwards until it feela like it will make a 360° rotation* Yeah, let’s each make TEN children! There is no drought and no shortages! All is well!
Entire drone swarm: ALL IS WELL! ALL IS WELL! KUMBAYAAA! KUMBAYAA! *creepy happy smiles that don’t seem human anymore*
Everyonee proceeds as if all was well, breeding further human drones, full steam ahead into the abyss.
“Doomer”: Good. It will be over soon.
Pathogenic Drone 1: What’s her problem? All is well!
Pathogenic Drone 2: Dunno. We can do it! Our leaders will make wise decisions, and we will all work together in harmony to Kumbayaaa mahlord kumbayaa! All is well! *exaggerated fake happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 3: Yeah! Elon Musk Cyber AI Crypto Cloud will save us all, in just 3 months! The World Economic Forum promised! Let’s make children!*over-exaggerated creepily happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 4: She’s lust a doomer! A dOoOoMeErR! *rotates upper body backwards until it feela like it will make a 360° rotation* Yeah, let’s each make TEN children! There is no drought and no shortages! All is well!
Entire drone swarm: ALL IS WELL! ALL IS WELL! KUMBAYAAA! KUMBAYAA! *creepy happy smiles that don’t seem human anymore*
Everyonee proceeds as if all was well, breeding further human drones, full steam ahead into the abyss.
by Evi1M4chine May 14, 2023
Get the Doomermug. A person who is Gen Delta. Named after "Zoomer" which means a Gen Z person and "Boomer" from "Baby Boomer".
Gen Z person: I'm having a feeling that Doomers are gonna be worse.
Gen Beta person: Ok Zoomer.
Gen Z person: Alright now I feel like the Boomers.
Gen Alpha person: Idk man the Doomer generations are starting to get worse.
Millennial person: True, every next generation is losing attention spans.
Gen Beta person: Ok Zoomer.
Gen Z person: Alright now I feel like the Boomers.
Gen Alpha person: Idk man the Doomer generations are starting to get worse.
Millennial person: True, every next generation is losing attention spans.
by Sedi3D December 30, 2023
Get the Doomermug. What you say when Gen Alpha is acting up, because Gen Alpha is doomed as hell.
7th graders are reading at 4th grade levels and cannot read properly, and their equally degenerate parents are just as bad.
7th graders are reading at 4th grade levels and cannot read properly, and their equally degenerate parents are just as bad.
by AutisticBlackGirl January 5, 2024
Get the Ok Doomermug. A meme, originating from Wojak, based off a dude who lives the life of a 23 yr old guy who isnt a complete menace to society lmaoooooooo
Person A: yo i didn't do much but play bo3 and watch Minecraft gameplays
Person B: damn, ur a doomer
Person B: damn, ur a doomer
by isaac deez nuts June 20, 2023
Get the Doomermug.