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Dirty Hairy

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairy hurts my dairy! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
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dirty amanda hardy

Dirty Amanda Hardy /ˈdɜrti əˈmændə ˈhɑrdi/
noun phrase, verb
informal

Noun Phrase: Refers to a specific type of action or behavior, typically involving choking a girl with both hands and spitting in their mouth during missionary position. Once she passes out from lack of oxygen, you finish and leave before she wakes up.

Verb: To engage in a particular type of the aforementioned mischievous or playful action.
"He pulled a Dirty Amanda Hardy at the party last night."
by Bonky wonk May 26, 2024
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big hairy dirty greasy balls

The most rarest balls on a person (usually male) you can find.
My uncle Fred found big hairy dirty greasy balls on an 18-year-old when he went to Ohio.
by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023
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DirtyLarry

To be slapped in the face with a bloody, herpe covered leper penis.
That Leper just gave him a dirtylarry.
by KofK's August 6, 2009
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dirtyharrytheignorantappearingofflinebastard

Refers to a person who hides, vanishes or resembles harry houdini and definitely appears offline for long periods of time, featured twice on TVs Behind the Masked Magician. Drives a van.
Is Dirtyharrytheignorantappearingofflinebastard appearing offline or is he in his van singing roses are red?
by Harrythe January 13, 2021
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