decoy pack

(noun) an empty cigarette pack that is intentionally kept (not crushed or thrown away) so when someone tries to bum a cigarette it can be used to justify not giving them one.

guy1: what a party last night! man you got any cigarettes?
guy2: I'm all out. (gestures to decoy pack on coffee table.)
guy1: I guess I'll have to go get more then.
guy2: see ya.
(guy1 leaves)
(guy2 pulls fresh pack from pocket and lights one up.)

by phillydrifter December 15, 2010

Dechickefy

The process of removing a chicken or other bird (who is afraid like a chicken) such as a parrot from an unwanted location, especially a chicken or parrot perched on your person such as on your head or shoulder.

He had to dechickefy his brother since the parrot would not get off his shoulder by itself.

by dj1 September 24, 2011

Decoy Food

The food that you buy for the greedy room mate who has a tendency to steal your food and not buy their own.

I was so pissed at her eating all my food that i had to start buying cheap decoy food just for her. Hey, it worked!

by burn_the_comfort_blanket December 30, 2011

dechea

A girl with a beautiful soul . She can make your day just by walking into the room . An infectious laugh that makes everyone happy around her.

She's a dechea for sure you can tell by the way she smile.

by BadGalDede January 19, 2017

decoy shart

A fart that sounds like a shart but isn't wet.

Dude that was a decoy shart thank god!

by JackenTheBox April 20, 2017

dehydrated meat curtains

The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...

Women that excessively go to the tanner have dehydrated meat curtains.

by W.A.T.III May 29, 2018

Dechonkification

A word first used but Redditor Shittymorph to describe a large weight loss in an animal. The word was used to describe a large weight loss of a cat named Tommy Boy in a Reddit post.

Here's are photos of Tommy Boy before and after Dechonkification.

by Chickenlittleslim August 24, 2019