cooter punch

Ancient Chinese retaliatory maneuver in which a male blocks his testicles from being kicked by a female and instantly drops to his knees and punches the female in the vaginal area causing intense pain and simultaneous shame

Jan tried to kick frank in the balls but he countered with a cooter punch that shook her ovaries loose.

by thesircus January 10, 2009

cooter dip

this refers to a female, typically a large butchy athletic type, who enjoys using chewing tobacco in, or around, her vagina (cooter). The method of administiring the chewing tobacco is usually chew "pouches", though it is not universally the case.

Jennie Finch's vagina was sore and pruned after leaving her cooter dip in too long during her softball game.

by Tompo "Cheeeeeeeese" Smith March 27, 2009

cooter!

1. a proper slang term for vagina.

That girl got a tight cooter!

by daniel olivares October 5, 2006

coyote ugly

As above, the man must gnaw off his arm to avoid waking the sleeping beast that he took home while drunk. I thought I might add what my dad calls "double coyote ugly" where the man gnaws off his other arm because he knows she'll be looking for a one armed man.

by Teh Devil's Advocate October 11, 2003

coyote sandwich

A sexual act where in a man shits in his partner's mouth and then fucks their mouth.

She's the type of freak who would pay for a coyote sandwich.

by Ed Fern January 31, 2008

cooter goo

The fluids that a womans vagina releases when she reaches an orgasm or climax.

My roommate was fooling around with some guy in my bed last night and when I went to go sleep, there was cooter goo all over my sheets.

by Bob Orzon December 11, 2003

cooter noodle

When a girl has a tampon string hanging out of her vagina.

I can see that girls cooter noodle.

by awesomimicals February 15, 2010