Ball cuzzi

3/4 fill a nice China tea pot with warm water and bubble bath ,then place your balls in said tea pot and get your partner to gently blow down the spout ,creating a warm soapy lather for your plumbs to soak in :)

After going balls deep , my balls needed a relaxing soak in the ball cuzzi

by Smegma 69 May 21, 2016

cuzzler

a cum guzzler (i.e., a whorish dame, a gay man, your mom, etc.

Man, you remember that girl Sally? She was a real cuzzler, yo.

by "Tha Tru" SageBrush October 2, 2006

cuzzer

It’s a slang for a curry, popularly used in London.

Chaps, I am meeting Gary for a pint and cuzzer this Thursday. Feel free to join us at...

by Hammer’em December 12, 2017

Cuzzin

The art and practice of chillin with your friend at a nice jacuzzi and staring at the universe while contemplating humanity, discussing sociopolitical issues, the universe, philosophy, etc. There is usually a nice breeze coming through and the cuzzi is usually steaming. Cuzzin is very similar to Roofin, Beachin, Cruifin or Cruise Toppin, and Fanfin. You just sit with your friends in and around a nice hot cuzzi and chill.

Guy 1: Yo were cuzzin!
Guy 2: Yo Im still not used to all these Palm Trees everywhere in Florida!
Guy 3: Yo sociopolitical issues, humanity, the universe, philosophy, etc.

by Fanfin September 28, 2014

poo in the 'cuzzi

As in defecating in a jacuzzi.

To rain on one's parade resulting in a "what the hell?" expression. Also, a non-negotiable part of an event or circumstance that ruins the rest of the event or circumstance. Term sometimes interchangeable with party foul.

You're really going to make me work Thanksgiving? That's poo in the 'cuzzi, man!

T: Oh, by the way... I accidentally let Ugly Matt buy our drinks, so he's probably going to come over here and talk to us.
N: ...Poo in the 'cuzzi, dude! POO IN THE 'CUZZI.

by Norma R November 24, 2006

cuzzle

When one cousin hugs or comforts another cousin in an appropriate and affectionate manner

Aww, you guys rock, time for a cuzzle!

by Rego_Inc April 13, 2010

cuzzi

a common euphemism for female gentalia, i.e. vagina. specifically, one that is floppy like sleeve of wizard

"That kid has 'cuzzi' on the back of his jersey? He must be a huge pussy!"

by ColinMcNelis December 4, 2011