Cutus Patootus

(Adj.) Latin for cutie patootie.

Look at him. He's a cutus patootus.

by Jscam February 4, 2017

Cactuslaflame

Cocktus Giganticus

Female: Saarth gave me his Cactuslaflame in bed last night and it is humungous

by kaisermonke February 17, 2021

Kinky Cactus

Something that has unclean and distasteful qualities. In a social situation and have unfavorable characteristics something that you wouldn't want to be.

Morgan is not only a Kinky Cactus, but also a DSKC
dude! did you see that Kinky Cactus yesterday? yeah, she's weird....

by a67Aperture January 9, 2013

black cactus

Black cactus is a crazy killing machine that destroys everything in its path. Except Popsicle sticks 🌵

He is the highest ranked player in this lobby. he must be a black cactus.

by Beg4Hegg January 21, 2015

uncle cuckus

Uncle cuckus, basically a more extreme, irrational and aggressive version of an uncle cuck. Basically the same as uncle ruckus but the white version.

All white people are racist, I'm so ashamed of being white, you cannot be racist to white people.

No, Cameron is just an uncle cuckus.

by XxP1KEY69xX August 22, 2017

shit-a-cactus

when one takes a poop within 15 minutes of consuming a pre workout supplement containing more than 4grams of the amino acid beta alanine. the parasthesia caused by the beta alanine makes the participant feel as though they are pooping out a cactus

" that beta alanine made my b-hole feel like i have just shit-a-cactus "

by eat more pies May 28, 2015

cuntus mc fuck

a person or thing that is being more then just a normal cunt.

levo why are you being such a cuntus mc fuck

by b_rent December 3, 2007