Crunchy Ass Birdhouses

When your friends are being some crunchy ass birdhouses

"you guys are some crunchy ass birdhouses"

by iswearimnotjustin July 8, 2020

coco-crunchy-k

the worlds greatest breakfast cereal.
a perfect combination between coco pops, special k and crunchy nut.

originally made by the man/legend colm o'sullivan

guy 1: dude, whats that?!?
guy 2;its coco-crunchy-k! a mix between coco pops, special k and crunchy nut.

by the bear and the fox March 18, 2010

Stay Crunchy

An informal farewell at ones departure

The phrase is used interjectionally to or by one departing. The phrases origins come from a source that will remain nameless and their love of random words being put together to make phrases that make no logical sense but sound like they should

Sam: Aight yo, I'm out

Max: Aight cool man, stay crunchy

Sam: Aight cool... Wait what?

by GENX001 December 15, 2009

Crunchy Toothbrush

When a man cums in your mouth 'by mistake' - you secretly spit it out onto his toothbrush so it dries and is crunchy for his next use.

Matilda was upset that Robert 'mistakenly' ejaculated in her mouth after she kindly asked him not to. She politely excused herself after their intercourse session and 'mistakenly' spit her mouthful of babies so he would have a crunchy toothbrush the next morning.

by SnowyD June 16, 2013

crunchy nipples

What happens to a chicks nipples after you cum on them and then allow it to dry and harden.

After the cum dried on her tits she had crunchy nipples the rest of the night.

by Assbark April 1, 2010

crunchy granola

a person who is into all that all natural crap and eats tofu and does yoga and hugs trees... and not in the sexual way

everyone at wesleyan university (excluding Emily and i)

by professor chaos May 23, 2003

Crunchy Nut

When you ejaculate and pass a kidney stone at the same time.

Brittany "Oh my god I was with Zack last night and he gave me a crunchy nut!"
Becky "Omg ew that's so gross'"

by CheddaBiscuit May 12, 2015