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cooter crunch

the female version of a tea bag. this is when a woman waits until someone is asleep and drops her "cooter" on his or her face as a form of a prank. this is quite a feat and should be praised for the creativity and execution.
Jessica cooter crunched Laura while she was asleep, we all died laughing.
by md/urban March 12, 2009
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barbie crunch

Another word for the death drop. You know how a Barbie doll could put their legs all the way back it’s like that.
Danm she did the Barbie crunch...
Yeah that must hurt.
by Alewi_21 January 5, 2019
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op crutch

A Valorant player who relies on the operator for kills.
DamnWolfGames is always an op crutch in games
by Flame4880 August 15, 2022
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Doo Doo Crunch

An expression used to describe something that really sucks.
"Don't go see the new Ben Affleck movie, it is doo doo crunch."
by Mr Puddles December 1, 2009
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crunch time

The interval of time immediately before a project is due, when it becomes apparent that the schedule has slipped and everyone is going to have to work like dogs to try to complete the project in time. Crunch time usually occurs during the period between the next-to-last scheduled milestone (prior to which everyone was able to delude themselves tht the schedule had NOT slipped) and the final deadline for delivery. During crunch time, workers are in crunch mode. Prevalent in the software industry, but used elsewhere as well.
"We've got three weeks left to complete six weeks worth of work. Looks like we'll be living on take-out for a while."

"I freakin' hate crunch time."
by Evac156 February 22, 2005
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crunchtime

the point at which you realize that an exam worth 50% of your grade is scheduled for tomorrow at 8:30 am and you'd better get your ass in gear and study all fucking night.
It's crunchtime man, I can't go out tonight.
by Karla A November 9, 2007
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Crunchin

A military person who's beret is so FUBAR that is resembles captain crunch.
Person #1: Aye bro, you see Sergeant Halim's beret..

Person #2: Yeah, that dudes crunchin
by PFC Unknown March 13, 2009
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