Croydon

Where you come to die.

Bloke A: “im going to croydon”
Bloke B: “mate your goin to purgatory”
Bloke C: “yeah fuckin crime r8 of 98%”
Bloke D: “wombat excrement”

by Cockashit August 14, 2023

Croydon Pencil Sharpener

The act of a woman using her teeth to carve a man’s penis.

Girl Ever heard of a Croydon Pencil Sharpener babe?
Boy Nope, show me!
Boy OUCH! FUCK!

by kats067 March 11, 2026

Amelie Croyle

A fat, ugly piece of crap and cheats on all her boyfriends.

Ugh it's Amelie Croyle

by Pysivgirss November 12, 2016

Trinity School Croydon

Massive school full of small cock kids from wandsworth or bromley. All the year 9s goon to the sixth form girls tiktoks and full of streetwear white boys with fluffy hair who sag their trousers while they have loving families at home. Great school if you want to grow up fearing women, heavily influenced by their ginger deputy head who adores underage knob.

'Oh you go to Trinity School Croydon?'
"Yeah I do"
'So you thoroughly enjoy willy then'
"Pretty much"

by bodie_whit010 December 19, 2025

c.roy

C.Roy meaning he is him he is the rizz god and greatest of all time

“Hey you know that dude c.Roy?” “Yeah man he’s the goat 🐐 “

by c.roy666 January 30, 2023

LAZY C-ROY

a bitch. a person who spreads vrchat avatars for no reason

bro do you who LAZY C-ROY is?
hes a bitch

by asheville September 20, 2021