Anglina Croft

Her name is actually Angelina Jolie.

by Bitchin Kitchen July 26, 2003

crofl

similar to rofl, except with style.

Commando
Roll
On
Floor
Laughing

person one:
"why did the chicken cross the road?"

person two:
"er..."

person one:
"to get to the other side!"

person two:
"thats lame"

person one:
*crofl*

by catii June 28, 2008

Crofting

To play Tomb Raider.
To croft.

I spent all day crofting, I'm a bit tired.

by HarriTombRaider July 9, 2009

croft cock

Lara Croft's transgenderal dick.

Man, Tomb Raider is so fun..... Well, unless Lara pulls out a meaty croft cock on ya!

by MofoAuzzie May 4, 2015

crottles

The infestation of all the STDs known to man in one person

"Are you gonna sleep with Jackie"
"No way man I'm pretty sure she has crottles."

by Jackie4 August 12, 2009

crofton

the neigborhood Crofton use to be a very rich white family friendly niegborhood and it had it's first murder 20 years after it officaly became a town but since it borders bowie and other pg county neigborhoods blacks slowly started to move here and partsd of crofton like the meadows and mews that have less exspentive houses started having more black people living in these parts of crofton and then we had the great snake heads wars were lots of men lost their lifes and after that problem around 2006 major crimes started happening but not as much as glen burnie but more then crofton ever had brfore and by 2010 black pertange in crofton middle school was 14% and 5 years ago it was only 6 percent.Then crofton was known for something else.........GANG VIOLENCE do to the murder of a 14 year old and now crofton has becomed the earlier stages of how bowie was well yeah you know what I'm saying

Do to crofton being more rich then other neigborhoods but let is in the news for gang violence it has many enemies like odenton,Bowie,Gambrills and edgewater but we don't really give a fuck about edgewater cause they are just abunch of racist rednecks.We have 5 schools crofton elementary and crofton woods,meadows,nan tucket,and are middle school but yet we don't have a high school?????

crofton

by jonsmash1234 February 26, 2011

Lara Croft Effect

When playing a computer game and despite pressing all the right buttons, your character does something wrong or completely random. Typical of the Lara Croft games, even on all platforms.

Dude: Hey man you just died! You were supposed to jump over the gap! Why did you dive into it?

Non-dude: Hey man! Don't get at me! That's the Lara Croft Effect!

by The_Dudeman October 19, 2010