Cripplin

1. A state of being

2. To walk with a cripple

3. To walk like Steve

4. To walk like Schab

Mom: What took you so long?
Steve: Oh, sorry.. I was cripplin all the way up the street.

by NIG & C-RAT October 24, 2008

Crappa

A type of coffee. It consists of one part lukewarm instant coffee, watered down liberally with four to ten parts lukewarm water. This kind of coffee is most frequently found being served in office lunch rooms.
If you ingest more than a pint of crappa, it is suggested that you immediately contact the nearest hospital or poison control center. Immediate effects include vomiting, laziness, disorientation and resentment (more so than usual) towards one's boss and co-workers; long term effects include acceptance of the fact that with your current salary, you'll never be able to afford anything better than crappa; and in this economy, you're not getting a better job, either.

Crappa is not coffee. No, it is something much worse than hell. Something Satan himself wouldn't shit on.

by Patiodude October 28, 2012

Criptace

A person that carrys you in a game, also used to say he is a good player.

Sometimes even called an orange.

Well done criptace, my friend the orange

by Captaingecoo August 5, 2016

Cripple Cream Flogger

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.

I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

Hook You Crippled

To perform at the highest level. To excel at something in a highly competitive way that is not normally competitive. To assert primal dominance.

D: "Are you sure you can handle another drink?"
S: "I'll hook you crippled!"

by VoodooPuppy April 11, 2011

crippled

Someone who has been newly initiated into the "Crips" gang.

D'bo just got initiated into the Crips. Let's get buck n' crunk to dat funky c-walk in celebration to his being crippled.

Q: Why's the sky blue?
A: 'Cause the Earth B crippled cuz!

by Ballz-Loc December 26, 2008

Crippled

Crippled is when someone is injured or is in large amounts of pain for large increments of time Crippled

Hay Mackenna your a crippled human being

by livvv604 November 9, 2017