cowbell

A quote from a Saturday Night Live skit featuring Blue Oyster Cult members recording "(Don't Fear) The Reaper" with a producer telling them to add "more cowbell". A funny pun on the cowbell in the song by BOC.

Billy: "It needs more cowbell!"
Joe: "LOLLERSKATES!"

by Garrett March 29, 2005

Coppell High School

A school located in Coppell, a suburb of Dallas. It is one of the best public schools in the area and in the state academically, producing huge numbers of national merit finalists. It is also one of the best football programs in the State of Texas, especially after their 2010-2011 campaign where Coppell finished the season 3rd in the State according to Rivals.com. They also produced two big college football prospects in Cam McDaniel who is attending Notre Dame in 2011 and Bennett Okotcha who is attending OU in 2011, and would have produced a 3rd in Jaxon Shipley, if he had not chosen to move schools. They are better than any other school in the State of Texas in every way.

Southlake student: So where do you go to school?
Dewy (Coppell Student): Oh I go to Coppell High School.
Southlake student: OMG, not Coppell?!?!!?!! You guys are so much better than us in every way!!!
Dewy: I know ;)

by Coppell2010 May 9, 2011

cowbellist

The coolest motherfucker in the whole goddamn band. This guy doesn't give a shit. He comes out, bangs on the cowbell, and the crowd loses its collective shit because that's exactly what this goddamn song needed!

I wanna be a cowbellist when I grow up.

by rvfvs June 28, 2018

Megan Cowell

The most amazing human being on planet earth. The prettiest, most thoughtful girl you will ever meet. Cries more than five times a day, but always for valid reasons. She's a supporter and never lets you down. The sweetest person to have lunch with ever.

Wow I really wish I had a Megan Cowell as my best friend.

by micliciousss January 20, 2019

Salmon Cowbell

aka Simon Cowell

Have you seen Salmon Cowbell on AGT last time?

by ilikecarrots28 May 14, 2022

Simon Fucking Cowell

A giant asshole known best for his unimpressed attitude and his role on America's Got Talent as a judge. He's really, really hated by Bruno Powroznik.

I REALLY hate Simon Fucking Cowell!

by Jellie_Bells December 8, 2021

Cowbell

I gotta feva and the only prescription is more cowbell

Blue Oyster Cult "Don't Fear the Reaper"

by Clay Monette October 2, 2003