Counterfeit Tsundere

A cheep imitation of a Tsundere. Used to describe a female anime/manga/game character with violent mood swings and a physically abusive personality. While a true Tsundere eventually warms up and calms down, even becoming quite nice near the end, a Counterfeit Tsundere does not and keeps her violent personality all throughout the show/book/game. The character's violence is mainly focused upon the main male character, though sometimes it can be targeted at others as well. Most of the anime Counterfiet Tsundere's are voiced by Japanese voice actress Rei Kugimiya. Basically a Counterfeit Tsunere is a girl with a bi-polar disorder.

Examples of Counterfeit Tsunderes include Shana, Louise Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière, Nagi Sanzen'in, Taiga Aisaka, Naru Narusagawa.

by Mad_Dog7 August 13, 2010

Counterfriends

Fake friends. People who pretend to be your friends, but are actually back-stabbing nemeses. The word is derived from "counterfeit" and "friends."

"I thought Shakwandra and Alvin had my back, until I found out they were both sleeping with my boyfriend."

"Yeah, they're both a bunch of counterfriends. Assholes!"

by CrazyJay October 20, 2011

Counterfactual

Something that is not factual

Man 1: 6 plus 4 is 9
Man 2: That is so counterfactual!

by Dressing and Gravy January 31, 2019

Cointerfeit

Its like counterfeit but, like with coins.

The man buying the rare coin must first check if it is cointerfeit.
Mila, did you check to see if those coins were cointerfeit before you bought them?

by Xiwa June 11, 2019

coultered

Any action or stimuli that prevents a male from getting an erection for at least 20 minutes.

After Brian found out Mary bought a strap-on, he was totally coultered.

by patrickthegreat1 October 24, 2007

counterfuck

to dodge a fly man or woman while in mid air, and happens to be naked, and perfectly lands on you in a sexual way.......

person a; currently flying through the air....naked, "I'M GONNA RAPE YOU!"
person b; cunningly dodges "FUCK YOU, YOU JUST GOT COUNTERFUCKED"
person a; "FUCK YOU"

by nooby bot November 4, 2008

counterbenefit

The act of benefitting somebody by doing something to counteract the situation.

Adam, you're counterbenefitting us by opening the door to let air in while we're sitting by the heater.

by Samantha Lynn McGinty February 22, 2011