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the connection is really bad here

used to hang up on someone you don't want to talk to, or used to pretend you didn't hear something on the phone.
Mom: Where are you? I need you to come home and do your chores.
Kid: What? The connection is really bad here, I can't hear what you said.
by idza March 15, 2011
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Popcorn Connection

When two people reach into a bag or bowl of popcorn at the same time, and their fingers touch. Thought to be the equivalent of "love at first sight", but only with popcorn.
"Yesterday, I went to go see the Hunger Games with Liam... We both reached for the popcorn at the same time, and... well, I could feel our popcorn connection!"

"Awww. You two must be made for each other! You have so much in common!"
by musickeepsmyheartabeating November 5, 2012
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Chessnut Connection

A connection that gets disconnected really often (at least once per 5 mins), also known as a "Chessnut Connection".
Dang, I DCed again, I have such a Chessnut Connection!
by Patje September 8, 2007
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Nigger Connection

When one doesnt have internet but connects to their neighbors Wifi and steals their internet. Mostly black people do this but the name doesnt change when a white person does it.
Mike: Damn it, call of duty is laggin big time, this kid has one bar, probly stealin from his neighbor

Nick: Yea people with a nigger connection are always fuckin up my game and slowin down my porn downloads
by calaburrito15 January 16, 2012
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pitch correction

Most recently known as the "T-Pain Effect"; pitch correction is mostly used by less talented singers to maintain a false but stable singing voice.
"Did you hear the new Cher song? The pitch correction makes her sound like T-Pain."
"Did you hear the new T-Pain song? The pitch correction makes him sound like Cher."
by Cianumis June 16, 2008
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Beaner connection

when your playing video games like Call of Duty or Halo and your connected to someone with terrible connection most likely coming straight from mexico or mcdonalds wifi
"this lagg is unbearable this host definitely has a beaner connection"
by crozdaddy December 3, 2011
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convection oven

the act of farting while driving a car with your family or friends, then locking out the windows so no one can get fresh air, then turning the air con to RECIRC so they can enjoy the malodorous effluvium over and over
George was driving his family home from Friday fish fry ona hot summer night and cut one in the car. He then convection ovened his family by disabling the windows.
by kreinke June 22, 2009
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