Joseph Corallo

A really cute boy who’s amazing at lax and has a lot of friends and has blue eyes and a amazing mom and is a nice friend

Joseph Corallo is sexy

by Bobcats24 June 11, 2019

cornball muffinhead

Someone who is acting like a weirdo; clueless.

Thomas: Hey do you put the regular dish soap in the dishwasher?
Marcia: No! You cornball muffinhead!

by Stevie Pete February 22, 2011

Cornballing

the act of sticking your penis inside another man's anus.

My mom caught me cornballing my best friend and she said I should be ashamed.

by Prozach21 November 20, 2010

cornball

coming from the word corn(y), a cornball is like a country bumpkin or dimwitted person such as a redneck; having to do with activities of such people.

The current president of the U.S. is a cornball. G. W. Bush invented the notion of WMDs in Iraq because he just wanted to have a war during his administration. To say Iraqis were freedom-hungry and that the USA was spreading freedom are cornball excuses for going to war.

by Richard Black April 13, 2005

Rooster Corralling

When a pack of desperate and horny girls go out to the bars/clubs/supermarkets and try to round up "take-out cock" All they wanna do is get a group of young men/boys/the elderly drunk and take them back to their apartment and screw them. The gilrs are not pretty and you shoud run for your life should you be caught in one of their corrals.

Rick: Dude Bro, I was minding my own business at the circle K last night right? And then all these chicks encircled me and I couldn't escape. I was stuck between them with a buncch of other scared and flustered dudes.

Spence: Dude! You got stuck in a rooster corralling attampt last night! Did you get away?

Rick: No. No I didn't. It was dark, damp , and smelly in there.

Spence: Sucks Bro.

by JoMD March 29, 2010

Cornball

A cornball is basically, the new geek. Just like a nerd used to be a lame but a geek was just completely off the scale lame. Now a geek or computer geek is someone who highly educated, usually through personal experience rather than actual institution education, in common computer softeware and the internet in general. He or she more often than not will also repair PCs. Pirately tendencies also usually apply.

This definition does not encompass cornballs in total. There are many varieties and sometimes a cornball IS a lame. Examples are shown below.

Cornball
Napolean Dynamite
Ashy Larry
Michael Scott
Bill Gates
Steve Jobs
Me
Dwight Schrup
Donnie
Police (Definitely - all the wrong things)
The 40 Year old Virgin
Charlie - Me, Myself and Irene

by Beezy25 April 29, 2009

Corvallis, Oregon

A quiet city with a rather low crime-rate and shitty ass weather. Basically rains all year round except the summer, which is semi-decent (low 80's to mid 90's). The other definitions some douchecopters made up about the district high schools are absolutely false; CVHS and CHS both have its ups and downs. CHS tends to have the fatter kids and mexicans because of its location in the heart of Corvallis, very close by Linus Pauling. CV tends to have a higher drug rate (you know its true). While CHS has bragged that heir sports are better than CV; those cocky bastards don't realize that we have had our victories too, just people tend to take them too far sometimes. CHS tends to have better boys soccer, boys swimming, and other shitty sports no one cares about. CV have better girl swimmers, boys and girls basketball, and baseball. I can't list my opinion on football cause if I do I will probably get anally raped.

CV dude: WE'RE BETTER AT FOOTBALL!
CHS dude: NO WE ARE!!
Random dude: shut the fuck up, this is Corvallis, Oregon

by Slayerpig September 21, 2011