Coochie sweater

The large patch of pubic hair in the vaginal region that keeps your coochie warm during the cold temperatures

I’m so glad I grew out my coochie sweater to keep my coochie warm during the winter.

by Whore Donna June 7, 2018

Ashton Coocher

a vagina.

comes from the term Coocher and the fact that it sounds very similar to the name of the actor Ashton Kutcher.
also known as an Ashton.

"oh my god if I wear that, everyone there will see my Ashton Coocher"

by eaasye May 28, 2009

Spooky Coochie

A dusty vagina with cobwebs and spiders

These bitches steady havin' spooky coochie

by Apollomosik October 5, 2018

Canned coochie

Refers to the meme including squidward at the store of an edit of him saying “canned coochie”

Theme:superstore

Gary: yo bro do you think they have canned choochie?!
Flin:what’s that??
Gary:the meme of squidward saying canned coochie!!
Flin:uhm...sure bro

by Teddybomb93 July 25, 2019

cloth encounter

During moments of extreme stress, fecal excretions can no longer be held within the body, and are thus subject to contact with clothing. Such an event is known as a cloth encounter, and these events can be subdivided into three types based on the consistency of the fecal matter and the nature of the contact. Encounters of the first kind involve mostly dry material, and cause limited staining of the fabric. Those of the second kind involve both wet and dry material, and can be expected to leave a mark that will require dedicated laundering. During encounters of the third kind, contact with the fabric is so sustained that fecal material actually passes through clothing and into the outside environment. For safety reasons, garments subject to an encounter of the third kind should be immediately destroyed.

Dean: "What is that horrible smell?"

Jason: "Sorry about that... I've been turtling that spiced meat sandwich for hours, and I think I just had a cloth encounter of the third kind!"

by terminal2 October 12, 2009

fat coochie

When a girls coochie is plump and moist. Good to fuck

Girl: my coochie is so fat he came so fast
Boy: she has a fat coochie

by Fat_coochie October 5, 2017

cloth talk

Conversations about serious business between two moguls.

Dj khaled and diddy are about to have some serious cloth talk about their next business ventures.

by Alecito August 2, 2016