compushock

someone who is in shock after they lost their computer

He is in compushock he lost his computer and he is very depressed

by jjwhite0222 February 6, 2010

Compsult

It is a compliment and an insult at the same time. Can be like a no offence call. It can also use sarcasm.

"Her big ass looks great," Tim said.
"Nice compsult there," Mark agreed.

by Wiseranga12345 November 15, 2011

codus interruptus

Based on the sexual notion of coitus interruptus (also known as the pull-out method of birth control), codus interruptus refers to the means of interrupting a computer programmer (aka a coder) that results in their losing focus on the task at hand. This loss of focus can be a giant time suck as a coder can take 15 to 30 minutes to get back up to speed.

Common codus interrupti are incoming text messages, new email alerts, and project managers stopping by to ask questions.

Codus interrupti generally arrive with some kind of auditory alert that can range from a sound effect (such as a "ding") to the seemingly innocuous question, "Hey, do you have a few seconds to answer a quick question?"

Kevin: "Jane, why the hell aren't you done with that program yet?!"

Jane: "I was right in the middle of debugging the final code when Andrew, the codus interruptus that he is, stopped by to ask me a question. By the time he asked me if I had time to be interrupted, it was too late; my morning was shot."

Kevin: "Ugh, I can't stand codus interruptus; it’s my wife’s go-to every night!"

Jane: "Uh, Kevin, I think you mean coitus interruptus."

Kevin: "Oh, right! Well, good luck finishing the program at this pace. I'll talk to Andrew."

by productman February 11, 2015

Comausrer

A word that means nothing

Man 1: I hate you.
Man 2: Comausrer.
Man 1: What?
Man 2: Comausrer.
Man 1: Fuck you.

by BGASPH September 7, 2022

here comes the brick

Meaning "You will shit a brick when you hear this next thing I'm going to say."

Billy: I just watched The Sixth Sense, and you better put on your Depends because here comes the brick, Bruce Willis is dead the whole time.

Timmy: Lemme guess, you've been living under a rock for the past 10 years.

Billy: How'd you know that?

by indiancorn November 12, 2009

#chi-comms

Abbreviation for Chinese Communists.

The President is currently in talks with the Chicomms about policies and trade embargos. #chi-comms

by Power1337 June 4, 2018

here comes Pacman

YO YO YO YO YO, WHAT IT IS MOTHERFUCKERS

Hey Pac-Man, what's up?

ME YOU BITCHES, I'M HIGH ON CRACK! WANNA FREE BASE?

No Pac-Man, drugs are bad!

Yep, can't help you man.

PUSSIES!!!!

Ah shit, here comes Pacman!

by Vaxen July 11, 2018