Computer

A tool, carefully designed to make life frustrating and difficult for people who cannot properly use it.

Anyone who says computers are "meant to save time but waste time" obviously can't use them. Of course they save time. I saved two hours writing my essay by copying and pasting bits of other essays I found on the internet.

by David G. S. November 14, 2007

Computer Dating

Computer Dating

It's like pimping but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"

See also:
Online Dating

Computer Dating:

Leela: Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic help?
Bender: HEY! DON'T MAKE ME GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD

by rzhhhh June 21, 2011

Find the computer room!

The annoying phrase Vector says when you pause the game on the Cosmic Fall level in Shadow the Hedgehog.

4Kids sucks.

*pause*
FIND THE COMPUTER ROOM!!!1

by Christina D December 24, 2008

Obsessive Computer Disorder

To constantly be online or just on a personal computer for fun or entertainment. Also always thinking about anything computer related.

My father who has Obsessive Computer Disorder, a.k.a OCD, is always on the computer.

by NekoPocky July 7, 2010

Computer Sigh

When your laptop or computer makes a loud breathing noise when loading a page or attempting to process something. Can be embarrassing if it sighs during class.

Low Tech Dude: "That what noise is?"
You: My highly sophisticated machine is thinking, or computer sighing.
Low Tech Dude: "Mean what that does?"

by Soapboxy July 26, 2009

computer std

When you download a virus off of a porn website to your computer.

Person #1: Why is your computer running so slow?
Person #2: It got a computer std

by pinkrhinestone January 29, 2014

computer boy

A computer boy is a socially inept teenage male who spends a large portion of their day to day lives on a computer whether it be playing games, watching japanese animated cartoons, programming or all the above.

These persons often spend so much time on their computers they developed forward head syndrome, are unhygenic and odorous.

Gossip Girl 1: "Hey, Jessica, I heard Jimmy has a crush on you."

Jessica: "Eww, no, he's totally a computer boy."

by Rogerth@! January 1, 2018