cockmonster

45 year old drunk chick named Alice that loves to get drunk and suck cock.

Damn, Alice sure was a cockmonster last night at the bar.

by Richard Stiffrod January 7, 2004

cockmuster

When damagedprotetarian holds his annual bukkake gang bang.

OMG did you see Cockmuster 2021 damagedproletarian guzzled even more cocks than the infamous 2008 Cockmuster

by captain_poopy June 9, 2021

cocktoaster

Someone who toasts cocks (inside their butt).

Oren, you dirty cocktoaster!

by Erok May 30, 2006

cockfoster

Scanky underclassmen that go lurking for cock at college parties.

Looks like we should score tonight with all these cockfosters running around here.

by CSells March 19, 2004

cocktoastin'

When one's penis is either too close to an open fire...or entirely too snuggled beneath layers of clothing inappropirate for the current temperature. When the penis is externally hot...sweaty.

Martha asked Walter if he was OK and he replied, "No, silly bitch, I've been sitting too close to that filthy campfire and I think I have cocktoastin'. Ouch! Find me some salve, you whore!"

by Coots Punk Kendrick March 28, 2007

cockholster

To commit treason by colluding with a foreign enemy while at the same time appearing to curry favor with that same entity in the public space.

It’s clear now that Donald Trump totally cockholstered Vladimir Putin to get help winning the election.

by ScottyCompton May 9, 2017

cockholster

the mouth of anyone, male or female, who consistently spews crap

You have no idea what you are babbling about. Shut your cockholster this minute.

by Zegeroth August 4, 2007