Cockatoo

1. A bird that resembles a penis.
2. A penis that resembles a bird.
3. A bird that's trained to massage a penis.
4. A penis that's trained to massage a bird.

1. "Look up in the sky? Is that a penis or the endangered Cockatoo?"
2. "Like I hooked up with this guy last night and his dick totally looked like a Finch...it was Cockatoo for sure."
3. "I just bought the best pet ever."
4. "Yo, my Cockatoo was massaging this eagle and it bit it off."

by bullshitinyourface May 23, 2010

Cockatoo

Cock|atoo

Cock - PENIS

Atoo - a sneezing sound. Sneezing Blows. You can blow a cock.

Cockatoo = A cock you want to blow(BJ_

"Damn, he is such a Cockatoo! I want now!"

"You know I'm a Cockatoo!"

by Charles M. Montgomery! December 29, 2008

cockadoodiepoopie

something, ususally a situation, that stinks, sucks.

that is really cockadoodiepoopie that you have to go to another bridal shower.

by hulk August 5, 2004

Cockadoodledoo

1. A guy who has a chicken for a dick
2. Dumbass who thinks with his dick every morning

1: Boy: What the fucks up with Leo?

Boy2: I don't know, i think he is a cockadoodledoo

2. he is a cockadoodledoo every morning

by energystar November 16, 2011

cockatoo

COCKATOO means when a girl, and i guess the male, sucks to males' dicks at the same time. but chidlren plesae remember to be safe n careful when and if u do it, dont choke now ..

At this party i got really fucked up and i was in a giving mood, so i decided to give pleasure to two people at once, indeed i gave a cockatoo!

by GO WHITE GIRL July 19, 2003

Cockatoo

A town where most of its female population aim to be pregnant by age 18, therefor making it easy for males to find a girl to sleep.

Dave: "I went to Cockatoo last night"
John: "You get laid?"
Dave: "Are you kidding its Cockatoo, like 7 times all different girls same party"

by John Cantaro September 19, 2008

cockfooting

Cockfooting is the opposite of pussyfooting. Instead of beating around the bush, you get straight to the point. It's more or less a synonym for "frankness."

I met this girl, and I couldn't tell if she liked me or not, so cockfooted and asked her out.

He's a real cockfooter.

I'm done with pussyfooting, from now on, I'm a cockfooting.

by Michael Warren October 26, 2008