Cockapoopoopeepeeshire

One of two names the early settlers of Rhode Island considered naming it. According to Family Guy anyway.

So what do we call this state? Lets flip. Heads, Rhode Island. Tails... Cockapoopoopeepeeshire.

Cockapoopoopeepeeshire by Yams January 22, 2008

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Cockapoopoopeepeeshire

1. What the state of Rhode Island was almost named.
2. A small urban settlement during the dark ages
3. What a small child or toddler does during potty training or creating a mess in a diaper.

1. “We’ll flip a coin. Heads Rhode Island, tails Cockapoopoopeepeeshire.”
2. “ How dare you speak poorly about him! For he is the Lord of Cockapoopoopeepeeshire!”
3. “Look out! That child just cockapoopoopeepeeshired the diaper!”

Cockapoopoopeepeeshire by Charrid November 15, 2022

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cacapoopoopeepeeshire

One of the possible names for what is now Rhode Island.

Heads we name it Rhode Island, tails we name it Cacapoopoopeepeeshire

cacapoopoopeepeeshire by Erik T June 27, 2006

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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