Piss Clepto

A small bladdered fuck who can't stop taking pisses!

(Responding to a request to pull over at the next gas station...) "Hey! Piss Clepto! It's 5 miles up the road! This bitch rolls strong 'til we get there"

by Gadeanz January 25, 2015

cleptoflamia

The unconscious theft of Lighters. Also known as Cleptoflamamania.

Related: cleptopenia

I must have had cleptoflamia at that party last night, I came home with 5 lighters in my bag!

by LustStarrr May 10, 2011

cleptic

undomestically disturbed; wicked; evil; steals alot

My neighbors considered my boyfriend was cleptic, so i had to break up with him.

by tatonka August 3, 2006

Cleptopenia

One who has an uncontrollable desire to steal other men's virginity.

Pretty self-explanatory. Cleptopenia

by Dominationation May 24, 2011

going clepto

When you take shit.

You see a cd you really want, and your hand grabs for it to steal it. You are going clepto.

by killSESDSFSDF September 20, 2006

clepic

Clepic is a mixture between two words: Classic and Epic.

Clepic is something above the epic scale, something above the classic scale.
Clepic is often something that is old, and timeless.

Hey, it's me - Macgyver, i am using my knife, a paperclip and some gum to make an a-bomb! - A clepic scene

by Thepic January 26, 2008

Cleptic

The word "Cleptic" is a derivative of a "Clepto" which is an action to steal. Cleptic has an entirely different meaning. Cleptic is used to describe something wierd, out of place or not funny.

"Oh that is Cleptic!"

"You are Cleptic"

by Mr. Tinez January 3, 2009