Plate cleaner

Fat person who cleans plates in record time

Chye was considered a plate cleaner after finishing her food in 1.3 seconds

by Jabree23 June 18, 2017

cleaner

A specialized person who removes incriminating evidence from a crimescene (usually one involving murder) in order to make the legal consequences of the crime go away.

Cleaners will get rid of evidence like bodies, blood, weapons, fingerprints, and even witnesses in order to hide the proof or notion of the crime -- or, they will 'dress up' the crimescene to mislead authorities. For example, they could make it appear like a break-in gone bad, an act of self defense, a fire, etc.

The cleaner used bleach to remove the the blood stains from the carpet, and although this would still leave DNA evidence, one could always claim that the victim once had a nose blead there... a very very massive nose blead!

by inane5 March 17, 2005

Asda Bog Cleaner

A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.

What's David doing?

Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!

by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009

wiener cleaner

noun: anyone who gives head.

I wish I could rent a female wiener cleaner for the weekend.

by the storm drains September 28, 2009

reverse vacuum cleaner

A sexual act almost equivalent to the oral sex act "the blowjob", except for the fact that the person performing the fellatio make a sucking noise, such as a vacuum cleaner would make. Sounds include: "Shhlck", "Slllllluuuuuuupp" , etc.

Fred: Yo man, Daphne and I had the best sex last night!

Shaggy: Like, did she give you a blowjob man?

Fred: Dude, she gave me a freaking reverse vacuum cleaner!

Shaggy: Zoinks! That's like, totally awesome man!

by The Matress Giant December 19, 2011

one handed spear cleaner

self pleasure for men, knocking one off, having a wank, giving ones self a hand shandy

any teenager with spots, especialy with ginger hair knows all about being a one handed spear cleaner

by Snarfy December 18, 2011

beaner cleaner

an offensive term for a person of hispanic descent who makes a living off cleaning things. Usually referring to a house maid, but can also be talking about a leaf blower using mexican, etc.

Yesterday after I fucked the prostitute in the hotel, I called room service so the beaner cleaner can wash the semen off the sheets.

by I am God himself September 27, 2012